Today, I got banned on Club Penguin because I said "shit" while I was in a fight with another penguin about whose igloo is cooler. Shouldn't I have better things to do on a Friday night? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was playing FarmTown and got into a fight with a 14 year old boy. I threatened him with physical violence, and he reported me. I'm 23 years old and got banned from a virtual farming game for threatening children. FML
Today, I posted on a forum asking if I could be a moderator. Instead, I got banned. FML
Today, I was playing my favorite online game when I had to use the bathroom. While I was away for five minutes, my little sister went on my laptop, typed the “N-word” in chat, and got me banned. FML
Today, I got banned from an art group and put in Facebook jail because I made fun of my own artwork, which I'd posted in a group. I guess you're not allowed to be your own worst critic. FML
Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML
Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML
Today, I posted on my Facebook wall that I'd gotten into a huge bar fight and had the shit kicked out of me, all to avoid having to tell the truth, namely that I'd stayed home all night because nobody invited me out to party. FML
Today, I got kicked out of my favorite pub. I yelled at the group behind me for being annoying. They were extremely irritating, singing songs and cheering, but the manager decided to kick me out instead. FML
Today, I got into trouble for moving my chair around in class, which went on my permanent record, while other people were literally throwing things across the room and being loud but they didn't get in trouble. Tomorrow's my birthday and now my parents won't let me go out, even after I told them what happened. FML
Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML
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Top comments
giantsfan2010 23
Yes, yes you should.
CutiePie_101 7
If you have a virtual fight over club penguin, you need to get out more often.
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Comments (164)
ArielTheMermaid 17
club penguin ftw!
unknownfork 12
How old are you?
OMGBBQ 0
Get a life hobo!
bootystank 0
you are a ******
leah0500 0
Too bad
43trauts 14
So who's igloo was "cooler"
rockrockbill 0
haha I got banned from club penguin permanently when I was younger, I had a mental breakdown.
sam0539 0
You need a life
IndigoFuckYou 9
When we were eleven, me and my friend used to go on club penguin, get "adopted" by other users, go to their house and start aggravating them as much as possible because they couldn't make us leave. It was pretty awesome.
XxIVIODZxX 6
Lol I renember playing that game and said fu*k and got permantly banned...
Ginkle45 1
Sad