Today, I got banned on Club Penguin because I said "shit" while I was in a fight with another penguin about whose igloo is cooler. Shouldn't I have better things to do on a Friday night? FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was playing FarmTown and got into a fight with a 14 year old boy. I threatened him with physical violence, and he reported me. I'm 23 years old and got banned from a virtual farming game for threatening children. FML
Today, I posted on a forum asking if I could be a moderator. Instead, I got banned. FML
Today, I was playing my favorite online game when I had to use the bathroom. While I was away for five minutes, my little sister went on my laptop, typed the “N-word” in chat, and got me banned. FML
Today, I got banned from an art group and put in Facebook jail because I made fun of my own artwork, which I'd posted in a group. I guess you're not allowed to be your own worst critic. FML
Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML
Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML
Today, I posted on my Facebook wall that I'd gotten into a huge bar fight and had the shit kicked out of me, all to avoid having to tell the truth, namely that I'd stayed home all night because nobody invited me out to party. FML
Today, I got kicked out of my favorite pub. I yelled at the group behind me for being annoying. They were extremely irritating, singing songs and cheering, but the manager decided to kick me out instead. FML
Today, I got into trouble for moving my chair around in class, which went on my permanent record, while other people were literally throwing things across the room and being loud but they didn't get in trouble. Tomorrow's my birthday and now my parents won't let me go out, even after I told them what happened. FML
Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
giantsfan2010 23
Yes, yes you should.
CutiePie_101 7
If you have a virtual fight over club penguin, you need to get out more often.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (164)
oldenuff2party 3
wow i stay home on friday nights too. but i dont play club penguin. thats just gay
heyred 11
My eight year old probably reported you. Get a life!
Dallasluver19 14
Not sure why ur saying "Get a life!" when ur profile picture is Peeka?hu.
mintcar 10
l
UnanomousGurl 0
HAHA true dat, im home on a saturday nite fml
xToLeGiiT 0
lol .. ii got 3 day mut on runescape fur arguing wit another player about whos whip is better we both dat green whips ...
icanrockyourworl 0
its sad you know that :/
sloaan 0
If you have to ask, then yes.
LoverBoy02 0
Hahahahaha, I used to play that...until I turned 10.
krez 20
My daughter is the one that ratted on you. She also says you are a mother ******.
northbaldwinbabe 18
Rude much?
blahblahblah5_x 13
Wow. fxck your actual life.