Animals: Today, I got an email from the company that manages my cat's... - FML

By APetsPet - 05/10/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, I got an email from the company that manages my cat's microchip informing me that I had to update my information that had been entered by the local Humane Society. Apparently, they listed my cat "Coral" as the owner, and me as the pet. To change it, they needed the cat's signature. FML

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x0stormbringer 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 1:40

well have the cat sign it then

Flymeister 3

Tuesday 6 October 2009 1:38

LOL

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atishe24 9

Saturday 14 January 2012 10:40

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

moodyreallyrocks 27

Monday 30 January 2012 14:25

I hate bureaucracy!

CrystalWest 4

Tuesday 5 June 2012 4:55

Well? Did u give them the sig?! I'm sure Coral knows how to use a muther ******* pen lol

Crabtree1015 12

Wednesday 10 October 2012 22:09

haha!

doglover100 28

Wednesday 17 October 2012 23:41

Get her paw print.

FluffyWizdom 15

Saturday 27 April 2013 1:19

Coral's a nice name

Ipsum629 13

Tuesday 3 March 2015 23:43

they have been looking at way too many walking dead memes.

fantasyworld 37

Friday 6 November 2015 18:17

Get a paw print.

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