Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML
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Today, I went on a date with someone I really like. Halfway through dinner, I noticed my mascara was smudging, so I tried to discreetly wipe it off with my napkin. As I looked up, my date was staring at me with wide eyes. Apparently, I had smeared it all over my face and I looked like a raccoon. He didn’t even offer to help me fix it, just smirked. FML
Today, I spent ages getting dressed up for a date I’ve been excited for. I even put on cologne for the first time in forever. When I arrived at the restaurant, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. I spent the entire meal pretending to be “really into the conversation” while internally panicking about how I was going to pay. It didn't end well. FML
Today, I rushed out of the bathroom with toothpaste smeared all over my chin and cheek. I was so anxious about going on a date that I didn’t realize this until said date pointed it out halfway through dinner. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I met at a masquerade. The moment he saw me without my mask on, he left the date. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML
Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML
Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML
Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML
Today, date night with my boyfriend. I had my makeup done, fake lashes, etc. He was staring at me and I thought, "Oh, he loves how my eyes look" so I started flirting a lot, fluttering my lashes. We then took a pic and saw my lashes were falling, so I asked, ”Were they like that the whole night?” He replied, “Yeah, it looked weird.” FML
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Top comments
GigaPudding_fml 24
Look at it at the bright side! you never have to bring make-up to his house! :)
Jrefinne 7
Aww, how brave of him.
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coffeegirl16 0
Questions for OP: Was he bi or emo? (No offense to anyone one who is I was just wondering, I have nothing against either) Did you let him borrow it or was he kidding and you just wanted to post this??
5t3ff1k4h 47
Just because he wears some makeup doesn't make him either bi or emo, or gay for that matter. It's his choice.
seeunexttuesdays 6
why the hell would you date marilyn Manson??
XPlasticSmilesX 0
well let's find out if he needs some foundation and blush while he's putting on your mascara
RC32 1
That is totally ur fault!! I mean who picks a guy like that???!!
5t3ff1k4h 47
Maybe the guy only wears makeup on special occasions and wasn't wearing makeup when she was asked out. This is not a hard concept; it's not necessarily her fault.
sxdryv 14
dudes wearing make up if so ******* lame. only dudes that can get away with it is motley Crue all else need to stop being EMO
amberlovesorange 0
is there any chance your friend is I don't know... GAY?!
BbqKirbyAnn 0
he's a keeper. you seen johnny mascara?
emdee_7 0
"I'm gay and just coming on this date for a free meal"
_yarrrr 0
emo....
Fsvb 32
@ everybody: First of all, piercings are just tiny wounds. You clean them till they heal and then it's just a hole, not even a wound. And okay, you could say that my piercings are also a waste of money, just like all other jewelry, but it only makes a small wound and does not hurt like everyone seems to think. And that shit about it being a breeding zone for bacteria, it's bullcrap. It's a wound. Just like a paper cut or a scratch or whatever. The only thing is that it needs to heal differently. It needs longer to heal and therefor it is longer reachable for bacteria. But you clean piercings, little wounds aren't (for as far as I know). But besides that its nothing more than a paper cut. Just as much of a bacteria breeding zone. Also keep in mind that earrings are just as well piercings. Earlobe-piercing. Those don't seem any dangerous, now do they? Maybe in some places you have more shops with no-animal testing, but I know in most of Europe you just have the body shop and local stores, maybe. I've never heard of Mary Kay either. So I know that everyone in my environment wears tested make up, because they think the body shop is lame or to expensive or something. There's also a difference between "Not tested on animals" and "Ingredients are not tested on animals". The first one just says that the final product is not tested on animals, so this could mean that some ingredients are. And about the washing it off, that's not good for your skin either, what 201 said. And because you wash off a lot of the natural oils that your skin creates, and shit like that. And to much water on your face dries your skin out. But even without the issue of it being healthy or unhealthy, a waste of money (and time) or not.. It's still fake. You put paint on your face, on your eyelashes, eyebrows, lips, etc. Mascara is supposed to make your eyelashes look longer, darker = healthier. Eyeliner sort of does the same, or makes your eye's look 'bigger', which makes you look younger. All make up is meant to make you look healthier and/or younger, so you are more attractive. But it doesn't make you healthier or younger. It's fake. And oh god, am I gonna get so much more hatred on this. But I'm not gonna be convinced by anything and I know that if this won't convince others than I am simply not able to change minds, so I won't respond after this. I already put to much effort in this.