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By wowohwow - 23/06/2011 04:24 - United States

Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML

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By bigmistake - 24/12/2011 03:22 - United States

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By deewe - 13/05/2012 06:06 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML

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By Gloria - 13/03/2023 00:00

Today, date night with my boyfriend. I had my makeup done, fake lashes, etc. He was staring at me and I’m thought, "Oh, he loves how my eyes look" so I started flirting a lot, fluttering my lashes. We then took a pic and saw my lashes were falling, so I asked, ”Were they like that the whole night?” He replied, “Yeah, it looked weird.” FML

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Thursday 23 June 2011 11:58

Look at it at the bright side! you never have to bring make-up to his house! :)

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Thursday 23 June 2011 11:55

Aww, how brave of him.

Comments

Barrelracr25 4

Monday 27 June 2011 5:53

haha poor guy!!

metalguy95 11

Monday 27 June 2011 6:14

now you know he has balls

FFPulley 9

Tuesday 28 June 2011 0:12

you should be with a man.

maaggie_fml 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 12:13

manscara- total catch :)

Tabzz 7

Tuesday 28 June 2011 13:53

That's hot.

RSimpson 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 8:13

well atleast u can talk makeup. lol

CJ42 5

Monday 19 September 2011 2:17

Some guy actually knows about appearance...impressive, but not in this situation...

ImTheAlpha 30

Wednesday 22 February 2012 6:28

Just thøught of Bill Kaulitz, Andy Sixx, Dahvie Vanity, and Jayy Von Mønroe. Nom nom nom. :3

ranzc426 8

Wednesday 29 February 2012 18:40

He didn't ask for guyliner?

Nono97_fml 10

Sunday 8 April 2012 23:10

What is he? Gay or something?

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