Today, I got a well paying job that requires me to drive around and present a product to potential customers. After going out for a victory meal with friends, I came home to find my car broken into, and my GPS stolen. I need it for the job. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I attended a focus group. Since I've been unemployed for a month now I thought the $60 would come in handy. By the time I finished someone had broken into my car, stole my GPS and MP3 player. FML
Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML
Today, I drove to return a PC that my former company lent me to work at home, because I quit that job so won't be working there anymore. On my way to the office, I was robbed of both my car and the computer. FML
Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML
Today, my car was broken into, on the same night I stayed up late researching how to install my new car alarm. FML
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, I decided to cover a coworker's closing shift because she felt sick. My boss even gave me a $10 gift card for doing it. I felt good about it, until I walked outside and found that my car had been stolen. FML
Today, I parked in front of a grocery store and took the portable GPS system off the mount on the dashboard and put it in my pocket so no one would break into my car and steal it. When I got back, the window was smashed and someone had stolen the plastic mount. FML
Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML
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kariface 0
Maybe now you can buy a new one to go with your new well-paying job.
angelbug 0
If it's vector or selling knives, your gps isnt your only problem
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Comments (89)
perdix 31
He should get a sextant and an astrolabe. too. Kids today!!
fatherpunk 1
YDI for owning a GPS. They always get stolen.
cthulhu1138 1
Get a map. Might be slow for the first few days, but by the end of the week you'll be fine.
jonny2x4 0
You can buy a GPS device almost anywhere. They're not too expensive. Man up and spend some money whydontcha?
rawrgrr911 0
Insurance doesnt cover that does it:?
PsYkIc 0
Anyone else thinks that the GPS WAS the product to show around?
markwayecampo 0
Dude, get a map and learn to read it. there were traveling salesman before a GPS
markwayecampo 0
Dude, Get a Map and learn to read it. There were traveling salesman before the invention of the GPS
GriefBacon 0
Well since your job is well paying you can afford to get a new one I guess. Sucks that it was stolen though. :(
pleasedonttellme 0
Dude buy a map they are cheaper and who would steal a map?!