Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML
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Top comments
sjb_2015 20
Seems legit.
bradleysol 11
Maybe she was already pregnant...
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Comments (237)
bigmammajamma69 4
Run!
rocker_chick105 31
Jerry! Jerry!
buttcramp 21
I hate to be "that guy" but it could happen.
glabberfasted 16
Don't worry, you're only the 50th "that guy" to suggest it here.
buttcramp 21
lol I realized this a little too late. there is a chance but if the condom OP wore was in good shape (not left in the glove box or wallet forever) then I doubt this potential baby belongs to him. i'm curious as to what the condom looked like after OP took it off, any precome inside it or completely empty?
Dcm210 19
Run
driinkbleach 18
I read in a birth control handbook the pull out method alone is %70 effective, not hugely effective but combined with a condom, which is %97 effective, what are the chances of impregnating someone?
Mercury03 13
Somewhere in the realm of .9%. 99.1% effective in not getting pregnant. Just answering the math question.
sinnfox 3
The correct response to this is > Congratulations! Who's the father?
epicRawrz 16
It's possible but unlikely. Good luck may the odds be ever in your favor!
justrach03 3
its not urs she just needed someone to blam
mbwilks 10
That's exactly how I got here!!
numberswoman 14
She's lying! Gotta be.