Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML
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sjb_2015 20
Seems legit.
bradleysol 11
Maybe she was already pregnant...
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Comments (237)
dukebobman 2
Time to D.T.B. Demand a paternity test; when results exclude you as the father, you'll have the last laugh.
derbygirl3 4
condoms don't always work. and pre cum can cause pregnancy too. only takes a drop
empbob 20
Maybe she ruffied you and it's been more then just the one time....
Chris93Jones 20
I think she's got some splainin to do, or some pre come leaked out, both are very possible.
cicora 10
If the condom leaked she could get pregnant from pre-come
Chevydude44_X 12
Even though you wore a condom, if you didn't check for a hole, there may have been a hole and the precum may have leaked out. Precum has sperm in it to, and can cause pregnancy, highly unlikely, but possible. Good luck!
imchacon22 19
DNA test. You can do it while she's pregnant. Clearly the child isn't yours and she will be opposed to it then kick her to the curb!
perdix 31
Your sperm is so powerful, even your drop of pre-come can bust through a condom and make it to the promised land! Hats off to you, bro! Jimmy hat, that is.
emisara93 18
It's entirely possible to get pregnant without cuming, even with a condom.
paigexox0 37
Thats like saying the pull out method works every time
johndef5399 1
Maybe she had sex with u to cover for it...