Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML
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sjb_2015 20
Seems legit.
bradleysol 11
Maybe she was already pregnant...
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Comments (237)
ScrappyCoco21 6
I had this same exact thing happen to me. My girlfriend was going crazy afterwards. I guess girls just don't trust condoms.
Xotoolyxo 16
It's a miracle baby!
Fr0gs 15
Girls love this joke good chance she didnt cheat
Flying_Camel 9
Maury show there you go...
ramsassytwerk 1
a girl can still get pregnant if you're using a condom. its unlikely but possible.
takeittoem 8
Thank god for paternity tests... take it easy.
160thsoar 4
Run far away and don't look back. Unless she's kidding this sounds like nothing but trouble.
bookie1981 7
The real question is did she tell you she was pregnant, or did she tell you she was pregnant and it's yours?
picturescrazy 24
The doctor will be able to tell you when she conceived after she goes to her appointment to check up on things. See if the dates line up. Even if you didn't come, there's still a bit that leaks out during sex, which can impregnate a woman. Since you were wearing a condom and didn't actually ejaculate, the chances are slim, but not impossible.
SasquatchDeluxe 10
Demand a DNA test. It sounds to me like she got pregnant by someone else, but decided she didn't want to be with the daddy (or his lack of money) and wants to fool you into supporting another guy's kid. Don't laugh -- a girl tried to pull that on me back in college.