Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML
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sjb_2015 20
Seems legit.
bradleysol 11
Maybe she was already pregnant...
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Comments (237)
746278Ab 14
Congrats on being a dad!
davincidasecond 24
So either you're the unluckiest sonofabitch I've ever heard of or she's a damn liar. I'm leaning towards the latter, get a DNA test.
Meanmommy02 11
Or another idea she just thinks she is.. A lot of girls get paranoid about pregnancy after sex
Donavon4321 5
all you need is to find out how far along she is and if it matches the same time you had sex the. it MAY be yours in some miraculous way but its possible
pizzzah 9
wait you didnt get to cum? thats just terrible, fyl
bjdog98 9
You do know that she can still get pregnant even if you were wearing a condom right? 0.e
Weslu 4
Bro she was cheatin on you got pregnant and needed to have sex with you so you wouldn't find out
Brendan10 6
Leave her
seth7_ 22
She's either stupid, confused, or both.
1947Chevy 17
It's possible so at least do a DNA test