Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML
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sjb_2015 20
Seems legit.
bradleysol 11
Maybe she was already pregnant...
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Comments (237)
xThatOneWeirdGuy 18
Same girl of the famous FML I'm thinking of that you are too now if you've ever seen it?
driinkbleach 18
So tired of people commenting how "it is possible for the condom to break and pre cum etc" ok for one, getting someone pregnant with pre cum, although possible, is highly unlikely. And getting someone pregnant with pre cum while wearing a condom? The chances are ******* astronomical.
saocrates 16
Yeah I get what people are saying but the odds are so damn small that he impregnated here. If somehow it is, consider yourself unlucky as hell.
ccdude14 4
Precome is JUST as virile. Period. Precome is NOT defined by virility but by timing.
Epikouros 32
The number of people having sex is astronomical, too, so the most unlikely things have happened.
TattooInvasion 14
Woah, calm down. No need to get excited. But, that's the thing though: it is possible. It only takes one swimmer.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
imagine if you hadn't wore a condom,, I'd be scared
wiccaantje 21
Let me guess, you had sex maximum 3 weeks ago?
RileyJames83 5
I think someone is trying desperately hard for you to stick around?!!
SecsNoises 6
Yeah, while I certainly don't doubt the possibility of you fathering it (any genital contact - ejaculation or no ejaculation, condom or no condom - bears that risk), her cheating on you seems a *tad* more likely. I think you two need to have an honest discussion.
doglover100 29
You can still get pregnant after having sex once. Condoms aren't 100% effective.
worldclassrager 41
I sure hope she's late...
pwnman 33
Even if you didn't use a condom and went in, it wouldn't make her pregnant in one second.
TattooInvasion 14
Who said the sex was only one second? All he said was that he didn't cum. Could have been 45 minutes for all we know.
alfalfalaffa 17
There's a chance you could have pregnated her with your pre-seminal fluid (yes, that's a thing) but... It is way more likely she's bluffing. Especially considering you were wearing a condom. Maybe she got a sperm donor and wanted to pretend it was yours? Lol.
MikeyScene420 17
Wait you can get a girl pregnant from pre cum?!?!?!?
cryssycakesx3 23
are you serious??