Today, I returned home after a three-week trip to Jamaica. When I opened the door to my room, I was greeted by a swarm of bees and their enormous nest, which was attached to my doorknob. Apparently, I'd forgotten to close the window properly before I left. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I thought I'd patched up the hole in my window pretty well. That is, until I heard a buzzing noise in my room. There was a huge ass bee that somehow got inside and was trying to escape. I would've helped, but I'm terrified of bees, and I'm now afraid to enter my room. FML
Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML
Today, I got back home to my completely locked-up apartment after a long and stressful family visit. On digging through my nice clean clothes for something comfy to change into, I was set upon and stung by a great dirty wasp hiding in there. How the fuck did it get in? Are there more of them in here with me?! FML
Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML
Today, I found a wasp in my kitchen, so I opened the back door and left the room for 10 minutes in the hope that it would fly away. Upon returning, I found that there were now three wasps, a vicious cat, and a very panicked pigeon crashing around the room. FML
Today, I was taking a break in my work truck when I saw a huge swarm of bees flying my way. I have a hand crank window so I started cranking it up as fast as I could and the knob snapped off before it closed and I got stung by the whole swarm before I could get out. FML
Today, I woke up to the inside of my house covered in bees. Hundreds of them. I have been complaining about a bee problem to the HOA for two weeks, and their response has been, “The hive was taken care of." Well, a few hundred bees inside and a few thousand on my outside wall beg to disagree. FML
Today, I got up feeling refreshed and positive for the first time in ages, so I happily threw my window open to greet the beautiful morning. A bee flew into my eye. FML
Today, after having a 3-day vacation and feeling a bit bummed that it was over, I got home to find a black widow watching her babies hatch in my office window. FML
Today, I opened a window that had been shut for a couple of months. As soon as I did, dozens of tiny baby spiders blew in with the breeze, and dispersed in my kitchen. FML
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Top comments
optimusprime0069 8
oh thats gotta "sting"!
largefoofighter 0
I hate bees I'd rather listen to Rebecca black..... nah I'll take the bees
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Comments (99)
xchica365x 0
ooo bummer
whitesox365 0
its not too much of a bummer at least op's room service is prompt and on time
06tc 0
atleast you didn't get robbed! or worse had a homeless man take over your house
ImaWiseGuy 5
that would "bee" terrible....
PeteyPablo12308 20
Lmao^^
ImThePope 2
Oh lord, the bee puns are to much to handle. I can't think of anything D: I'm so dumb.
atthegates 0
jes sip on de rum mon...no worries
Tabz68 0
WU-TANG KILLA BEEZ! WE ON A SWARM!
optimusprime0069 8
oh thats gotta "sting"!
chadcat 1
^Lolol.
sterlingarcher 1
hahaha win
alex1432 9
11 your hair color is crazy! I like it
largefoofighter 0
I hate bees I'd rather listen to Rebecca black..... nah I'll take the bees
mfmylifesrsly 30
11 - I like your hair. I'm surprised your parents let you get all those piercings since you're 14 though....
Kawboy 1
#2 It only stings when gotten stung
Sirin_fml 47
Nice hair dye, QI. The neon pink is rockin'.
bunbun1116 2
lol nice pun
Uncle_Moe_Lester 3
lol one moderator says not to do something then another does it I'm confused
Sirin_fml 47
No, he's right. If anyone wants to chat or get an internet girlfriend, they should do it via PMs and not here, or else we'll ship them to Siberia.
YacL 15
I hate bees! FYL
PeteyPablo12308 20
Eeeeee!!!! A beeeee!!!!
LoonyKev 0
free honey at ur doorknob ?? (looking at the bright side)
diabian 9
exactly Mr. cup half full :)
mfmylifesrsly 30
oh my god...your pic...D:!!
PeteyPablo12308 20
39: I know right?! It's absolutely horrific and strange... Plus I HATE feet.
LoonyKev 0
wahaha
foxyrambo 3
bet you'll never forget to check the windows next time.
massivepoopies87 0
Free honey?
borkchop1992 15
uh oh bed intruder
MakeAScene 4
I'm laughing at this more than I should.
DarkHelmet 10
hide ya kids hide ya wife
PurpleMonkeysFor 0
and hide yo' husband, 'cause he's raping err'body out there.
yohooooooo 5
you don't to come and confess we lookin fo' you. We gone find youuu
doom2 8
sad day, Op! well, at least you (hopefully) had fun on your trip before the incident!
yohooooooo 5
he must have had fun cause he was Hedonism Rippin and Tearin.
yohooooooo 5
was at*
Qandol 26
That's a winner right there.
kag_eAkuma 0
I bet he would like to go back on that vacation again. lol
monzach 5
sounds like you'll be one busy bee getting that problem fixed
nate_msm 0
fail
stroudie94 9
Welcome back and be careful.