FML : Today, I returned home after a three-week trip to Jamaica. When I opened the door to my room, I was greeted by a swarm of bees and their enormous nest,...

Today, I returned home after a three-week trip to Jamaica. When I opened the door to my room, I was greeted by a swarm of bees and their enormous nest, which was attached to my doorknob. Apparently, I'd forgotten to close the window properly before I left. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 29 April 2011 02:24 / United States

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By optimusprime0069 | 8

#2428352 - Friday 29 April 2011 8:28

oh thats gotta "sting"!

By largefoofighter | 0

#2428530 - Friday 29 April 2011 9:04

I hate bees I'd rather listen to Rebecca black..... nah I'll take the bees

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By xchica365x | 0

#2428339 - Friday 29 April 2011 8:26

ooo bummer

whitesox365 | 0

#2428550 - Friday 29 April 2011 9:12

its not too much of a bummer at least op's room service is prompt and on time

06tc | 0

#2428630 - Friday 29 April 2011 9:38

atleast you didn't get robbed! or worse had a homeless man take over your house

ImaWiseGuy | 5

#2428696 - Friday 29 April 2011 10:10

that would "bee" terrible....

PeteyPablo12308 | 20

#2428721 - Friday 29 April 2011 10:20

Lmao^^

ImThePope | 2

#2428796 - Friday 29 April 2011 11:12

Oh lord, the bee puns are to much to handle. I can't think of anything D: I'm so dumb.

atthegates | 0

#2430022 - Friday 29 April 2011 19:23

jes sip on de rum mon...no worries

Tabz68 | 0

#2435816 - Saturday 30 April 2011 23:15

WU-TANG KILLA BEEZ! WE ON A SWARM!

By optimusprime0069 | 8

#2428352 - Friday 29 April 2011 8:28

oh thats gotta "sting"!

chadcat | 1

#2428396 - Friday 29 April 2011 8:33

^Lolol.

sterlingarcher | 1

#2428421 - Friday 29 April 2011 8:36

hahaha win

alex1432 | 9

#2428509 - Friday 29 April 2011 8:54

11 your hair color is crazy! I like it

largefoofighter | 0

#2428530 - Friday 29 April 2011 9:04

I hate bees I'd rather listen to Rebecca black..... nah I'll take the bees

mfmylifesrsly | 29

#2428583 - Friday 29 April 2011 9:19

11 - I like your hair. I'm surprised your parents let you get all those piercings since you're 14 though....

Kawboy | 1

#2428649 - Friday 29 April 2011 9:46

#2 It only stings when gotten stung

Sirin_fml | 46

#2430288 - Friday 29 April 2011 20:31

Nice hair dye, QI. The neon pink is rockin'.

bunbun1116 | 2

#2430517 - Friday 29 April 2011 22:42

lol nice pun

Uncle_Moe_Lester | 3

#2430520 - Friday 29 April 2011 22:43

lol one moderator says not to do something then another does it I'm confused

Sirin_fml | 46

#2430531 - Friday 29 April 2011 22:48

No, he's right. If anyone wants to chat or get an internet girlfriend, they should do it via PMs and not here, or else we'll ship them to Siberia.

By YacL | 15

#2428354 - Friday 29 April 2011 8:28

I hate bees! FYL

PeteyPablo12308 | 20

#2428715 - Friday 29 April 2011 10:17

Eeeeee!!!! A beeeee!!!!

By LoonyKev | 0

#2428360 - Friday 29 April 2011 8:28

free honey at ur doorknob ?? (looking at the bright side)

diabian | 9

#2428376 - Friday 29 April 2011 8:30

exactly Mr. cup half full :)

mfmylifesrsly | 29

#2428604 - Friday 29 April 2011 9:27

oh my god...your pic...D:!!

PeteyPablo12308 | 20

#2428708 - Friday 29 April 2011 10:14

39: I know right?! It's absolutely horrific and strange... Plus I HATE feet.

LoonyKev | 0

#2430491 - Friday 29 April 2011 22:27

wahaha

By foxyrambo | 3

#2428364 - Friday 29 April 2011 8:29

bet you'll never forget to check the windows next time.

By massivepoopies87 | 0

#2428371 - Friday 29 April 2011 8:30

Free honey?

By borkchop1992 | 15

#2428374 - Friday 29 April 2011 8:30

uh oh bed intruder

MakeAScene | 4

#2428771 - Friday 29 April 2011 10:54

I'm laughing at this more than I should.

DarkHelmet | 10

#2430377 - Friday 29 April 2011 21:11

hide ya kids hide ya wife

PurpleMonkeysFor | 0

#2431235 - Saturday 30 April 2011 1:44

and hide yo' husband, 'cause he's raping err'body out there.

yohooooooo | 5

#2431678 - Saturday 30 April 2011 3:41

you don't to come and confess we lookin fo' you. We gone find youuu

By doom2 | 8

#2428384 - Friday 29 April 2011 8:32

sad day, Op! well, at least you (hopefully) had fun on your trip before the incident!

yohooooooo | 5

#2428478 - Friday 29 April 2011 8:46

he must have had fun cause he was Hedonism Rippin and Tearin.

yohooooooo | 5

#2428505 - Friday 29 April 2011 8:52

was at*

Qandol | 26

#2428517 - Friday 29 April 2011 8:57

That's a winner right there.

kag_eAkuma | 0

#2428563 - Friday 29 April 2011 9:15

I bet he would like to go back on that vacation again. lol

By monzach | 5

#2428391 - Friday 29 April 2011 8:32

sounds like you'll be one busy bee getting that problem fixed

nate_msm | 0

#2428403 - Friday 29 April 2011 8:34

fail

By stroudie94 | 9

#2428406 - Friday 29 April 2011 8:34

Welcome back and be careful.

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