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By K123 - 06/06/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I got a text from my ex-boyfriend telling me he still likes me and might love me too. Later I asked him if he really meant it and his response was "I don't know. I was high." FML

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By rachaaaaeul - 06/08/2010 07:07 - United States

Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML

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Here for you

By indefiniteforest - 10/09/2016 04:11 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, my best friend texted me and told me she broke up with her boyfriend. Trying to be supportive, I sent a long message about how he never deserved her and that I was there for her if she needed someone to vent to. She replied, "Are you high?" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 13:35 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML

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Wrong number

By Lovesickgal - 26/11/2019 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my ex-boyfriend texted me, saying, "I love you." Stupidly, I was very excited and replied, "At last! I still love you", to which he replied, "wrong number sorry, I don't love you." FML

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Passing

By butchapparently - 10/08/2015 15:35

Today, I got a text from the guy I've been in love with for 3 years, saying, "So um, I've been wondering. Did you used to be a man?" FML

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By Aus - 26/04/2012 14:43 - United States

Today, I received a text from the guy I'm into, thanking me for helping him drunkenly stumble back to his apartment last night. He ended it with, "How long did you stay?" Apparently, he doesn't remember confessing his secret love for me, or the fantastic kiss that followed. FML

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By wtfjusthappened - 24/01/2009 03:27 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend from two years ago called and asked to come over. Still being in love with him, I agreed to see him but decided I wasn't drunk enough to handle the stress. After a while of drinking, he said that he really missed me and wanted to be with me. My reply consisted of throwing up. FML

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Thanks, I hate it!

By Anonymous - 16/04/2013 02:20 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend, with whom I'm still madly in love, called me and begged me to come back to him. In shock, I asked, "Is this some kind of joke?" He giggled, said yes, and then promptly hung up. FML

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Let down

By MoxyR12 - 24/06/2009 15:33 - United States

Today, I was texting this guy that I really liked. Things were going pretty well. I got a call from his number and excitedly answered it. It was his girlfriend asking if he was bothering me because he likes to text random people when he's drunk. FML

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By blahppl14 - 27/12/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML

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mrahhhhh 21

Monday 6 June 2011 11:57

I was gonna tell this girl I hated her... but then I got high!

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Monday 6 June 2011 12:26

I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high....

Comments

MarijuanaPanda 0

Monday 6 June 2011 20:04

lol sounds like something I would do

MarijuanaPanda 0

Monday 6 June 2011 20:04

lol sounds like something I would do

deepwithit 0

Monday 6 June 2011 20:30

lol I said the samething to my ex also...funny!!

BrittanyCelesteP 0

Monday 6 June 2011 20:35

you do realize 14 was quoting a song right?

sk8erd 15

Monday 6 June 2011 20:43

Most of the time we men dont know what were saying when were High x)

nmastroi 1

Monday 6 June 2011 22:03

haha ive had this happen too. common occurrence with idiot exes.

SapphireSympathy 7

Monday 6 June 2011 22:10

Can totally relate :/ My ex used to be sweet and loving and he called me after getting high and started blaming me for breaking his heart and making him a stoner. (ok, not exactly same situation, but my ex was high... so it's similar :p)

novadebi 4

Monday 6 June 2011 22:44

He is either scared of rejection or wanted you at THAT moment really bad (maybe caz he was high)

musicchick1712 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 0:26

Then I got high and I saw a unicorn doing a chimpanzee on top of a mountain of candy with winged otters flying about them singing 'The Ultimate Showdown'