Today, I got a sunburn all over my stomach from a tanning bed. In an attempt to relieve the itching, I looked up natural treatments since we have no aloe. After trying yogurt, milk and mayo I found out that our water was shut off so the shower could be fixed. I now reek of mayo and milk. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got a second degree sunburn everywhere above my waist, for which I've been using a medicated lotion. My roommate "pranked" me by switching the lotion with a similarly colored, very caustic acne wash. My chest feels like it's roasting in hell and is oozing pus and oil now. FML
Today, I got the worst sunburn I've ever had in my life, and then discovered I'm allergic to aloe when I went to treat the burn with some gel. FML
Today, I found out that I am allergic to one of the preservatives that they put in aloe. I found this out after I put some on a severe sunburn I have. Not only am I sunburned, but now I am severely itchy as well. FML
Today, I went to the store and bought some cream to help with a sunburn I'd gotten a few days ago. What's worse than having red, peeling, and painful skin? An allergic reaction on top of it. FML
Today, a day after I went to the beach and fell asleep in the sun without applying sunscreen, I woke up to find myself looking like a lobster, with the worst tan lines possible. On top of that, I had to go to a wedding, and when I walked in, my cousin asked if I had “taken a bath in some tomato soup.” FML
Today, I was getting ready for a very unpleasant doctor's appointment. I got out of the shower and used a new body spray all over my torso and arms. Turns out I'm allergic to it and now my skin is on fire, so now I get to go to an already uncomfortable appointment even more uncomfortable than I'd planned. FML
Today, I found out that the shampoo I’ve been using has yogurt in, following a prank my boyfriend did. Turns out he forgot about it and I’ve been using it for 5 days now. FML
Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML
Today, I spilled boiling water on my legs. A coworker told me that putting mustard on the burn would heal it. I ended up at the emergency room. When people walked by I could hear them say "it smells like hot dogs". FML
Today, after an extremely stressful day, I took a hot bath when I got home. I used my little sister's bubble bath to make it more enjoyable and relaxing. I then broke out in hives. I guess I'm allergic to bubble bath. FML
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Top comments
MaramaBreaksFace 0
YDI. Tanning is stupid. Seriously. Do you want skin cancer?
vvvalori 0
YDI for artificial tanning. It's worse for you than natural sunlight. And how can lying in a bed for two minutes beat walking outside? Ever? Also, even if Mayo were a remedy...why would you put it on your body????? EW.
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Comments (124)
OIF_my_life 0
YDI for paying the tanning salon instead of the water bill
xxXChiiXxx 2
OH MY GOD! DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO READ!?!? It says, RIGHT THERE, that her water was shut off to FIX THE SHOWER!!!!
Bud_fml 16
Seriously, you fail Pure and simple fail
Bud_fml 16
Step 1. Get towel Step 2. Go to sink Step 3. Get towel wet Step 4. Clean Simple
leisl14 0
it says the water was shut off sooo not that easy
pastrychef_fml 0
there is a thing called bottled water, dumbass.
KayCee_012 0
Ewwww.!
Samabenjamim 0
fyourlife for going to tanning salons.
russianredgirl 0
only fat people get burnt in tanning beds so YDI for having a fat stomach
just_me_tmp 0
I agree. This is one of the dumbest things I have ever heard. Dumb shit.
uhskeeper155 0
apparently you're retarded, it specifically says she had no aloe. dumbass
D4rkSh4d0w2 0
Petroleum Jelly.
MadeOfAwesome 1
How many times do you have to hear on the news that tanning beds are awful before you get it through your thick skulls, people?! Honestly. You ******* deserved it
nephewsam 0
fake.
californicated 0
...you really couldn't have picked up some aloe at the store? it can't be more than 5 dollars. ydi