Today, I got a "save the date" card for the wedding of a couple my husband knows. I was excited because I really wish to be better friends with these people. I emailed the bride, "I got your STD!" and hit send before I realized how that sounded. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I received an email from a potential employer with an awesome job opportunity. I was so excited, I immediately went to forward the email to my husband. My email included a lot of "I love you" and "we are going to celebrate tonight ;)". In my excitement, I hit reply instead of forward. FML
Today, I was doing a little victory jig after finally sending out the last of the invitation cards for my wedding when I realised that I had forgotten to put the date of the event on them. FML
Today, I got some news from two colleagues, one of whom just got married for the first time, and the other whose long-time wife was recently diagnosed with an advanced form of cancer. I wrote each of them a heartfelt note, which would've been thoughtful if I hadn't mixed up the recipients. FML
Today, my coworker sent an email to the whole company asking us to fill in a survey. I've been secretly seeing her for two months, so I responded with "sure thing baby, and by the way I ran out of condoms, can you bring more for tonight?" I accidentally hit reply all. FML
Today, I was the best man at my longtime friend’s wedding. I got so into talking about our shared memories over the years that I accidentally called his bride by his ex-girlfriend’s name at the end of my toast. FML
Today, I accidentally sent an email of love confession to my best friend, just to find out she calls all of her friends "My love" and my dumbass thought it was a special word she used only for me, and was convinced we were gay for each other. FML
Today, I was talking to a co-worker about birth control. Ten minutes later, I went to my sent e-mails to copy and reuse an old e-mail and realized I had sent "I tried calling you but your birth control is not working" to a student. It was supposed to say "voicemail". FML
Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, one of my best friends and I both got mail. She got her wedding invites to send out; I got my divorce papers. FML
Today, my email got hacked and sent all my contacts something for Viagra. My husband thinks I really sent it to him on purpose and now won't even talk to me. FML
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XAMezaki 0
LOL how could you not have spotted that?
Timmytwofinger 0
how lazy are you not to just write save the date? it takes like two seconds.
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Comments (53)
frisbee37 0
hahah. that one was great
Sammara 0
Don't worry. I got married not long ago, and she probably knew exactly what you meant. The wedding websites all refer to Save the Dates as STDs!
carnal_deviance 0
HAHAHA! dude, thats just. . .it's totally- . . .hah XD
Newtons_Cradle 0
Hahaha, you're not alone! abbreviations cause so many probems..... like has anyone else noticed how "standard" is sometimes abbreviated to "std"? one of my friends was making a powerpoint in class, and screwing around with the font. she burst out laughing and no one knew why......turns out she found the font "hobo std" o_O
kamranbird 0
#34 hahaha! hobo STD!
gingeryginger 1
Lol best comment on this list!
SavannahLeigh 0
CUTE
stephy_fml 0
Gosh that is the funniest I heard today so far!!!
maximumoverdrive 0
Silkytaco?
aquarius6 0
Funny
michaelsgirl 0
Congratulations, this was the first FML to make me involuntarily laugh out loud. Thanks for sharing.
skaterpunk8678 0
HAhahhahahahahaha!