Today, I got a new roommate. He's from Mongolia. He has had 5 friends over for the last 7 hours, all speaking Mongolian. This is the most awkward party I have ever been to. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met my new college room-mate. He then introduced me to his imaginary friend. FML
Today, I learned that one should not sleep with their roommate's friends, especially the ones that never go home. I spent the whole weekend in my room just to avoid the awkwardness. FML
Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML
Today, my flatmate wanted to introduce me to his new friend, saying we'd, "get along great". Within the first half hour, she'd used the word "lit" eight times, and dabbed four times. FML
Today, at a party, my friend introduced me to her roommate by spouting the usual crap, like, “You guys just had to meet, you have so much in common.” After 20 minutes of very painful, awkward conversation, it was clear the only thing we had in common was being the only two black people in the room. FML
Today, after a long night of studying, my roommate and her friends decided it would be fun to throw a mini party in my room at 7am. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, my roommate invited a couple of homeless gentlemen in to our house. After drinking all our beer, throwing up on our carpet, and repeatedly asking if we were planning on killing them, I asked them to leave. My roommate told them they're welcome back anytime. FML
Today, I got a new roommate after having a horrible relationship with the previous one. She seemed nice at first, until our first night together. She got completely wasted, spilled beer all over my bed, and blew chunks into my fish tank. FML
Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML
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coolmike699 26
GODDAMN MONGORIAN TEAR DOWN MY SHITTY WALL
kpetrovski 24
Foreign exchange parties are awesome! Invite some English speaking people over and everyone can learn from each other little by little. And if no one wants to mingle after that, at least with your friends over it won't be as awkward for you anymore :)
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Comments (46)
middlenamefrank 8
Congratulations! Excellent opportunity to become fluent in a new and exotic language. Imagine how impressive it'll be at parties when you mention that "Oh yeah, I speak Mongolian".
JudgeComrade 17
Make him cook. Mongolian food is delicious.
ozfitz 6
better call the guy from city wok right away! haha
Rababco 29
Well, I guess it's time to learn Monogolian then. I'd suggesting asking your roommate to translate for his friends but that would be a lot of work, especially with 5 people. Maybe he'd be willing to teach you some Monogolian in his spare time. It sounds like it would be a good way to bond with your new roommate and who knows, you might become best friends. He might also be willing to translate if he only has one friend over or give you some phrases to use so you can communicate with his friend.