Today, I got a new roommate. He's from Mongolia. He has had 5 friends over for the last 7 hours, all speaking Mongolian. This is the most awkward party I have ever been to. FML
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Today, I met my new college room-mate. He then introduced me to his imaginary friend. FML
Today, I learned that one should not sleep with their roommate's friends, especially the ones that never go home. I spent the whole weekend in my room just to avoid the awkwardness. FML
Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML
Today, my flatmate wanted to introduce me to his new friend, saying we'd, "get along great". Within the first half hour, she'd used the word "lit" eight times, and dabbed four times. FML
Today, at a party, my friend introduced me to her roommate by spouting the usual crap, like, “You guys just had to meet, you have so much in common.” After 20 minutes of very painful, awkward conversation, it was clear the only thing we had in common was being the only two black people in the room. FML
Today, after a long night of studying, my roommate and her friends decided it would be fun to throw a mini party in my room at 7am. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, my roommate invited a couple of homeless gentlemen in to our house. After drinking all our beer, throwing up on our carpet, and repeatedly asking if we were planning on killing them, I asked them to leave. My roommate told them they're welcome back anytime. FML
Today, I got a new roommate after having a horrible relationship with the previous one. She seemed nice at first, until our first night together. She got completely wasted, spilled beer all over my bed, and blew chunks into my fish tank. FML
Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML
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coolmike699 26
GODDAMN MONGORIAN TEAR DOWN MY SHITTY WALL
kpetrovski 24
Foreign exchange parties are awesome! Invite some English speaking people over and everyone can learn from each other little by little. And if no one wants to mingle after that, at least with your friends over it won't be as awkward for you anymore :)
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Comments (46)
Nomaddict 14
Mongolian sounds horrifying.
Hunter_the_Ninja 22
My freshman year of high school, I lived in a dorm and the majority of the dorm was Chinese, including my roommate. Every night, he and a bunch of other Chinese kids would crowd around my roommate's laptop yelling in Chinese while my roommate played LOL.
Soparot 29
That's awesome. I love that game, and having a couple Chinese friends who play it, this sounds like something they would do.
jonjonguapito 15
hopefully just playing games. not hacking some serious shit
LPac5295 27
If you really want to connect with them you could try learning the language in your spare time. It'd mean the world to them and you might gain some friends out of it!
withmeall 3
Order a couple pizzas and ask them to start teaching you some Mongolian! I would LOVE this party :D
TheNewGuy03 29
Best advice on this thread. I know a good number of Mongolians, and they're chill people. When you learn someone's language, it loosens barriers and often creates strong friendships.
larlar9800 17
He's the exception!
jonjonguapito 15
You should ask them about their awesome barbeque.
Witchylady 18
Start speaking Klingon
danielcho7727 20
I lived in Mongolia for 5 years. Next time say "zailth". That means **** off in Mongolian.
EarlFug 19
You have advice to offer, and this is it?
TheNewGuy03 29
...hmm, 27, that seems like an absolutely perfect way to break the ice with the guy who lives with you and will most likely learn everything about your daily routine. Fan-******'-tastic.
vikky538 29
Good thing you will learn that language soon.
A_mbw 1
Try and learn a couple of words first, then they may realise they've left you out. They'll probably really respect that you tried. :)