Today, I got a new cell phone number and sent a text to my wife. Playing around, I said, "Hey sexy are you alone yet? I'm ready to come over." She responded with, "Hey, yeah he is at work - did you get a new number?" FML
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Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML
Today, after my husband's phone buzzed like crazy all morning, I decided to pick it up and see what all the fuss was about. He had three new picture messages from his "boss", naked and strapped to a chair with the caption, "Are you still coming over tonight?" We've been married for nine years and have two children. FML
Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I went and bought my wife a new cell phone for a Christmas present. She called me five minutes later saying she got a notification e-mail thanking her for her purchase. FML
Today, to get my mind off being single, I texted some friends. The first one was going out tonight to work things out with her ex, the second told me about his amazing new girlfriend, and the third replied an hour later with, "Sorry, I was having sex when you texted me." FML
Today, I got an iPhone, I was excited and because I have a new number, I wanted to mess with my girlfriend a little. I started sending her provocative messages, and after 4 or 5 of them, I discovered I had entered her number wrong and was talking dirty to a man named Noah. FML
Today, I checked my husband's phone, as mine was dead. When I opened it, I saw a text conversation with his friend. He recently said, "Man you just gotta ignore your wife more. I stopped paying so much attention to mine and next thing I knew she was all over me, it's awesome." FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, my girlfriend text me and told me to do something sexy because she was going to FaceTime me. I eagerly dropped my pants and started stroking it to get ready for her. As soon as I opened her call, she was standing with my wife. I literally got caught with my dick in my hand. FML
Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML
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grumpy94533 11
:( ouch. Sorry
micha090 21
Dump the bitch OP. You deserve better.
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secretagent415 10
Talk about a B-I-T-C-H
str1kepa1n 16
Why would you get married and do that stuff? Whats the point of gettin married if you are gonna do that? So silly, sorry to hear that op :/
44345 9
Ditch her,quickly
perdix 29
Threesome!! Not the kind I'm gunning for, but you might like it;)
raeepressley 12
Dude. Don't jump to conclusions! She's your wife. I'm assuming she'd be aware of it if you changed your number... My boyfriend and I joke around like that any time we get a new phone number. It doesn't necessarily mean she's cheating.
sosoram 23
we do the same but it's a little strange to ask "did you get a new #". he prob didn't tell her that he was changing numbers with the purpose of playing this joke on her and it back fired. hopefully I'm wrong but that also depends if they play around like that as well.
neppy 6
Sounds like she was joking, but if not... yeah, get outta there.
Ksweety_fml 27
Wow, it was a reason to change your number .
Rainhawk94 27
What
CtrlAltDef3at 4
Try texting her a bit more. She could be messing with you and even so its more info about it. It sucks with that op. But look at it this way. One you know is bad of the bunch. Theres always gonna be someone better, its just the fact of if they were loyal enough to stay.
KasiaLilith 13
hopefully she knew its you and played along.. I would go home and say I left work earlier.. dont mebtion the text and see if she's nervous exoecti g somebody else at same time
SgtAssCheeks 21
Shoulda said "Yeah." Went over to her house, showbher the text, then leave. I'm sorry you've had to date a bitch, OP. FYL
ChibiChibi_fml 27
That's presumptuous as hell because it could also be that she assumed the new number was him and decided to play along. I find it hard to believe that a woman who was actually cheating wouldn't wait to find out who was texting her before responding like that.
SgtAssCheeks 21
good point. I've learned something today.