Intimacy: Today, I got a new cell phone number and sent a text to my wife....

By PapaW - 01/11/2013 07:01 - United States - Lehi

Today, I got a new cell phone number and sent a text to my wife. Playing around, I said, "Hey sexy are you alone yet? I'm ready to come over." She responded with, "Hey, yeah he is at work - did you get a new number?" FML

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Friday 1 November 2013 12:12

:( ouch. Sorry

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avi_7 9

Sunday 3 November 2013 1:57

be glad u change ur number

Sparkelz_NoSpark 10

Sunday 3 November 2013 3:16

That had to hurt :( Sorry, man

wessly13 10

Sunday 3 November 2013 5:51

Yo guy that sucks. Sorry for that

justtheotherguy 12

Sunday 3 November 2013 13:40

Life is a bitch or wait a minute : is that bitch your life

Shiiya 14

Sunday 3 November 2013 14:42

Follow up plz?? want to know if it was a joke/prank or not If it is true sorry about that best wishes!!

sarahbevan20 11

Sunday 3 November 2013 17:55

Thats probably the worst way to find out your wife's cheating. Sorry, OP.

xxxkassixxx 8

Sunday 3 November 2013 19:29

Well... That's a day ruiner :( you should just go with it.

AsianBomb_xo 10

Sunday 3 November 2013 19:31

Ouch !

DarkKnight_1960 5

Monday 4 November 2013 1:17

Damn... well we know what she does when you're not around.

biglow223 6

Monday 4 November 2013 8:24

Guess she thought it was me??

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