Intimacy: Today, I got a new cell phone number and sent a text to my wife....

By PapaW - 01/11/2013 07:01 - United States - Lehi

Today, I got a new cell phone number and sent a text to my wife. Playing around, I said, "Hey sexy are you alone yet? I'm ready to come over." She responded with, "Hey, yeah he is at work - did you get a new number?" FML

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Friday 1 November 2013 12:12

:( ouch. Sorry

micha090 21

Friday 1 November 2013 12:13

Dump the bitch OP. You deserve better.

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qwerty5536 6

Friday 1 November 2013 12:53

Now set up a spy cam to see who it is...also so you dont get ****** in divorce

jagged_glory 12

Friday 1 November 2013 12:56

sorry op, that sucks:(

chris4u2nv5 19

Friday 1 November 2013 13:02

Omfg!!! That's a tough pill to swallow. Sorry op.

Rodville 28

Friday 1 November 2013 13:26

My wife would have known it was me and played along. I don't know how she would have known, but she would have known. The force is strong with her.

Rainhawk94 27

Friday 1 November 2013 13:39

If the crow lays three eggs at dawn then it's time for you to outreach your bags. And look for the truth

graceinsheepwear 33

Friday 1 November 2013 17:53

This is as bad as the dragon comment you made...

tjw1616 21

Friday 1 November 2013 13:46

wow, I am so sorry op, I don't know if I could forgive an indiscretion like that unless I really loved the person & it was a one time thing, however it does seem continuous, I'd move on

LarryMyster 7

Friday 1 November 2013 13:52

I'd reply back. "No, this is your new ex husband. Thanks.... BITCH!"

zachjusyeaa 6

Friday 1 November 2013 13:54

Wow OP. That sucks. I feel bad for you.

catkat1988 17

Friday 1 November 2013 13:59

I know the situation is suspicious - but are you ABSOLUTELY sure she didn't realise it was you, and decided to play along?

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Friday 1 November 2013 14:04

It sounds like she is playing the joke on you. Once my brother-in-law went on a business trip and my sister (his wife) called his hotel before he got there and asked reception if he had arrived yet and if he was coming with his wife. He got funny looks when he arrived. My sister was pissing herself laughing at the prank.