Today, I got a mass text message from a friend saying she's sorry she can't meet up with our group of friends for drinks because she's busy tonight. This is the first I've heard of any bar-crawling. FML
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Today, I texted a friend who I met some years ago. I had been asking her for months when she wanted to get together. Each time she said how she was basically too busy. Today was different, she said she was glad for the friendship but her daughter is busier now with new things, and doesn't want to get together. FML
Today, an old friend of mine texted me, saying we should hang out. I thought it was really sweet and was excited to see her again, until she realized that she was texting the wrong person, and canceled our plans immediately. FML
Today, the friend I was supposed to meet said, "Oh, I forgot to put it in my calendar." She than suggested all our friends drive out to her place in the morning (instead of the agreed afternoon) when I was unable to attend, which she knew. FML
Today, I received a text message from my wife, who had gone out for the evening with some girlfriends, saying, "I have to take a friend home, she's drunk! I'll be staying at his place. Call you in the morning." Umm… His? FML
Today, my friend decided that we should go clubbing together to "catch up". Her version of catching up is me standing beside her making out with some random dude in the parking lot. FML
Today, a friend of mine sent me a message saying, "Man, I am so sorry but we were both really drunk and I swear it didn't mean anything." FML
Today, it was my friend's 18th birthday. She had invited us out drinking. I've never had alcohol before and was very excited. I got a call explaining that she had invited one too many and asked me not to come. People bragging on Facebook about what a great time they were having didn't help either. FML
Today, I posted an event to have a get together with friends. Most of them put "not attending". I hadn't even set the date. FML
Today, one of my really close friends changed from being 'free' to 'quite busy' in the space of one conversation because I suggested that we hang out. FML
Today, I made plans with an old friend that I haven't seen in years. We agreed to meet at a diner and I told him I'd be standing outside. I watched him pull up, look right at me, then do something with his phone. Seconds later, I got a text saying, "Sorry, but I'm busy today and can't make it." FML
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hailphire130 0
Anyone else not get this?
crazyrunnergirl 7
Great "friends" of yours
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Comments (73)
hiLife808 0
Text all your so called "friends" and tell each one to meet up at a different location. That'll teach 'em !
TorontoChik 0
Time to get new friends..they obviously don't act like friends to you.
Raheemdplayer 7
This happens to me as I always see my friends uploading pictures of them at some event that I was never invited to, so now I just don't bother with them, but I can't find anyone else I like in college who has the same interests as me, sucks, FYL and FML lol
Holy_Schnikes 23
I don't bother with my "friends" anymore. I invite them to things but they never come even when I try to throw a party but they don't invite me to anything because it usually includes underage drinking ( I'm 20 now) and I'm not into that sort of stuff, I had the same problem in college like you F OUR L.
Roxysurf7 1
and this is an fml why?
laurenzoo5 2
mayb they fogot 2 invite you
shorty1911 0
Maybe because you call it bar crawling
NoKittyMyPotPie 3
sounds like my friends.
bestnameright 14
Maybe it was the first time and she just assumed you were invited?
graciehowells 7
Same thing happens to me?