Today, I got a mass text message from a friend saying she's sorry she can't meet up with our group of friends for drinks because she's busy tonight. This is the first I've heard of any bar-crawling. FML
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Today, I texted a friend who I met some years ago. I had been asking her for months when she wanted to get together. Each time she said how she was basically too busy. Today was different, she said she was glad for the friendship but her daughter is busier now with new things, and doesn't want to get together. FML
Today, an old friend of mine texted me, saying we should hang out. I thought it was really sweet and was excited to see her again, until she realized that she was texting the wrong person, and canceled our plans immediately. FML
Today, the friend I was supposed to meet said, "Oh, I forgot to put it in my calendar." She than suggested all our friends drive out to her place in the morning (instead of the agreed afternoon) when I was unable to attend, which she knew. FML
Today, I received a text message from my wife, who had gone out for the evening with some girlfriends, saying, "I have to take a friend home, she's drunk! I'll be staying at his place. Call you in the morning." Umm… His? FML
Today, my friend decided that we should go clubbing together to "catch up". Her version of catching up is me standing beside her making out with some random dude in the parking lot. FML
Today, a friend of mine sent me a message saying, "Man, I am so sorry but we were both really drunk and I swear it didn't mean anything." FML
Today, it was my friend's 18th birthday. She had invited us out drinking. I've never had alcohol before and was very excited. I got a call explaining that she had invited one too many and asked me not to come. People bragging on Facebook about what a great time they were having didn't help either. FML
Today, I posted an event to have a get together with friends. Most of them put "not attending". I hadn't even set the date. FML
Today, one of my really close friends changed from being 'free' to 'quite busy' in the space of one conversation because I suggested that we hang out. FML
Today, I made plans with an old friend that I haven't seen in years. We agreed to meet at a diner and I told him I'd be standing outside. I watched him pull up, look right at me, then do something with his phone. Seconds later, I got a text saying, "Sorry, but I'm busy today and can't make it." FML
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hailphire130 0
Anyone else not get this?
crazyrunnergirl 7
Great "friends" of yours
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Comments (73)
supimnyancat 9
Thumbs this down if you want, but I really don't get this FML.
Sirin_fml 47
The OP's friends all arranged to have a party without inviting her or telling her about it. Does that sufficiently clear the FML up for you?
supimnyancat 9
yes, your comment sufficiently cleared my confusion with this FML.
Sirin_fml 47
Awesome, we rock!
chocolatechocha 8
Yea. I was confused cus ii was thinking f her friends life for faking a text to seem important.
divadro102 16
Quite some balls you got there (hint: avatar)
ladiesman219 4
Looks like they ruined ur surprised party
JPLovesAnimals 4
Maybe that was sent on purpose. If not why don't you crash? And say tabs on me. Then leave. Aha. Yea. Good times. Jk.
iMagzzzy 0
This literally took me 5 minutes plus reading all of the comments 3 times to understand what the **** bar-crawling is.
BelleBelle_fml 11
Although I have never heard of bar-crawling, I have heard of bar-hoping, and was able to understand it's meaning using context. But it was worded strangely.
charlotte100 2
I use pub crawl guess it's same thing.
yousodi 10
Bar crawling? Lol u d I just for saying that lol
iloveparc 0
yupp
TheLastChild 8
I'd find better friends. Cattiness is a waste of time.
Bdubwv87 0
U sound awsome... I love the city back n black lol
TheLastChild 8
Thank you! And I love that song!
Campbec001 0
It's what happens when you get too drunk last time bro.
xcarxcrashx 9
Lmao, I'm from nj originally and the term Bar crawling is super popular.. Where out there are you guys that aren't familiar?
ifknh8usernames 7
California. speaking for myself..
nomnom_muffins 0
What is bar crawling? I'd google it but I'm too tired and lazy.
BelleBelle_fml 11
I'd tell you what bar-crawling is, but I'm too tired and lazy.
tj4234 36
It's where you go to all the bars in a town. Or as many of them as you can.
sky22_fml 7
Sounds like u weren't meant to be a part of THAT text hun : /