Today, I got a letter from my long time boyfriend asking me to meet him at the place we first met for a "surprise". I can't remember where that even is. FML
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Today, I drove three and a half hours to surprise my long distance boyfriend for our anniversary. He was out of town. Where was he? Three and a half hours away trying to surprise me. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML
Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who lives 100 miles away and whom I haven't seen in 2 months, told me he was visiting my city with some friends. I assumed this was an opening to an invitation, but no, he just asked me about the best places to get drunk. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to break up with him. When I got there, I got sent on a scavenger hunt that ended with him proposing to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML
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Dreamsorrow93 24
Eh. Mines a dating site and then his bedroom... So romantic I know.
brasiliano 16
#9 and that's how u go from liked to unliked in seconds.
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Comments (62)
sparxva 12
Just ask him. Problem solved. You could always be clever and say something like "the first time I saw you or the first time we spoke or the first time we went out, oh, just tell me where to meet you." By the third option he'll get the unspoken message that you want a specific location.
Colon_Man 17
This isn't a sitcom. If you don't want to fall into a series of shenanigans, just ask. Or, being a woman, you can just point to the bed and he will come to you.
Epickitty58 29
Can't blame you. I think mine's a library parking lot about 20 minutes away from my house. It's hard to remember.
_rintohsaka_ 2
Why the **** didn't you just ask him?
goddessafrodite 6
Don't feel bad I wouldn't remember either lol. I'm horrible at remembering such things, and unfortunately I always end up with guys who are great at it. I thought guys were supposed to forget all of that stuff lol.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
How long have you been together? If it's been a few years or more, and you've been to lots of different places in that time, I guess it could be somewhat understandable. Of course, if the roles were reversed here, everyone would be saying the guy doesn't really care about OP if he can't remember such an important detail. So yeah, do you really care about the relationship that much? Every serious couple should remember things like where they first met, when they became an official couple, their anniversary, etc.