Today, I got a letter from my long time boyfriend asking me to meet him at the place we first met for a "surprise". I can't remember where that even is. FML
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Today, I drove three and a half hours to surprise my long distance boyfriend for our anniversary. He was out of town. Where was he? Three and a half hours away trying to surprise me. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML
Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who lives 100 miles away and whom I haven't seen in 2 months, told me he was visiting my city with some friends. I assumed this was an opening to an invitation, but no, he just asked me about the best places to get drunk. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to break up with him. When I got there, I got sent on a scavenger hunt that ended with him proposing to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML
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Dreamsorrow93 24
Eh. Mines a dating site and then his bedroom... So romantic I know.
brasiliano 16
#9 and that's how u go from liked to unliked in seconds.
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Comments (62)
MisterEx 28
I am just sitting here thinking about the various types of hell that would break loose if the situation was reversed
GoodOptions 12
Yeppppp!
keyofdestiny13 24
Basically
Luluthus 41
Ah gender stereotypes. I almost thought no one was going to comment on that. How sad that would have been.
PennyLane27 32
Phone a friend!!! There's gotta be Someone that you've talked to about when you met....even if in casual conversation years ago!
anthonyksee 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
If this place wasn't memorable, then your boyfriend wasn't special...
white16sox 19
That's pretty presumptuous to say, considering you don't know these people. I couldn't tell you about when I first met half the people in my life, that doesn't make them unimportant, it just means I didn't realize how important they'd be when I first met them.
sweetnsourrr 11
Sorry, but in reality life isnt like the 'The Notebook'.
anthonyksee 11
I mean come on, if she really felt something special with this guy she would make every moment with him memorable...
xNephilim 19
Most relationships don't exactly start out with feelings in place... Those usually develop later.
CoGhostRider 31
Don't go you will get an arrow to the knee!
vikky538 29
Inner harbor ....may be
WingWalker 2
So frikkin ask him. I assume you know how to write, since you wrote this stupid "fml"..
salamancer 11
Play it dumb- for example... "You want me to meet you at the (insert random place)?? Why there?"
lmbachman 23
Sweetie I totally empathize with you!! After a long time, unless you still talk about the place where you first met, it's hard to remember. FYL love.
NekoLily 13
Someone finally said it