Miscellaneous: Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad...

Anonomous 26 January 2015, 15:48 Whitby, Canada

Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad it was because she rear ended my car. FML

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Anonymous 1 September 2009, 15:09 United States

Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML

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Anonymous 25 January 2017, 02:00

Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML

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Mark 9 September 2011, 04:51 United States

Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML

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Badday 25 October 2009, 04:38 Canada

Today, I went on a date with a girl that I really like. I picked her up from her house, and as I was pulling out of her driveway, I hit her dad's BMW, knocking off the bumper. FML

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embarrassed 21 July 2009, 04:14 United States

Hey ladies…

Today, I was driving and saw two hot girls on the sidewalk so I rolled down the window to whistle at them. However, I failed to notice that the car in front of me had stopped at a red light. I rear ended the car, the girls ran away laughing their asses off, and now I have to pay for the damage. FML

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Anonymous 12 February 2012, 04:25 United States

Today, after parking my car, I was informed by an incredibly hot girl that my tail light was faulty. I tried hitting it to make it work again. Guess who has 5 stitches and a smashed tail light? FML

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Anonymous 20 July 2010, 10:12 United Kingdom

Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me. Not only did the pretty girl witness the crash and give a statement, it turned out she was a very feminine man. FML

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Anonymous 3 January 2012, 19:22 United States

Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML

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prettyinpurple 10 February 2009, 04:54 United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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Two wrecks one car 20 August 2018, 23:30 New Braunfels, United States

Today, a woman pulled out in front me and I couldn't avoid hitting her. When we pulled off on the side of the road to inspect the damage, she backed into me. My car is only a month old. FML

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Welshite 40

26 January 2015, 23:39

Wink and tell her a rear for a rear. It's flawless.

pinkchocoa 15

26 January 2015, 23:38

It's a start !

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Comments (51)

pedinhuh 23

26 January 2015, 23:57

That's sounds like a opportunity, m friend, go for it! But make sure that she pays for the damage first, though

AirBusDriver 23

27 January 2015, 00:10

Jump ahead 16 years- "...and that my son, is how I met your Mother!" :-)

Zebediabolical 45

27 January 2015, 00:38

I once rear-ended a girl in a car because I was young and stupid and careless. When I got to the window to see if she was ok and trade insurance info, I told her that she'd be amazed at what a dude'll do to get a cute girl's number. I was hoping she'd giggle and break the tension that way. Instead I got a face full of hairspray and she drove off in a hurry.

RobinGoodfellow 47

27 January 2015, 00:57

I'm with her on this one. If a complete stranger rear-ended my car and made that dumb joke while peering through my window at me, it would only take a moment of hesitation before I pulled out the pepper spray in my bag.