Miscellaneous: Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad...

By Anonomous - 26/01/2015 15:48 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad it was because she rear ended my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2017 02:00

Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML

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By Mark - 09/09/2011 04:51 - United States

Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML

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By Badday - 25/10/2009 04:38 - Canada

Today, I went on a date with a girl that I really like. I picked her up from her house, and as I was pulling out of her driveway, I hit her dad's BMW, knocking off the bumper. FML

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By embarrassed - 21/07/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I was driving and saw two hot girls on the sidewalk so I rolled down the window to whistle at them. However, I failed to notice that the car in front of me had stopped at a red light. I rear ended the car, the girls ran away laughing their asses off, and now I have to pay for the damage. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2012 04:25 - United States

Today, after parking my car, I was informed by an incredibly hot girl that my tail light was faulty. I tried hitting it to make it work again. Guess who has 5 stitches and a smashed tail light? FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2010 10:12 - United Kingdom

Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me. Not only did the pretty girl witness the crash and give a statement, it turned out she was a very feminine man. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 19:22 - United States

Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By Two wrecks one car - 20/08/2018 16:30 - United States - New Braunfels

Today, a woman pulled out in front me and I couldn't avoid hitting her. When we pulled off on the side of the road to inspect the damage, she backed into me. My car is only a month old. FML

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Welshite 39

Monday 26 January 2015 23:39

Wink and tell her a rear for a rear. It's flawless.

pinkchocoa 15

Monday 26 January 2015 23:38

It's a start !

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ParisSosa 11

Tuesday 27 January 2015 6:42

well at least you can say you talk to a cute girl

johnbutsy 6

Tuesday 27 January 2015 9:49

Better late than never!

tristanc27 7

Tuesday 27 January 2015 19:36

That's exactly how my mom and dad met

HallahBackGirl 12

Tuesday 27 January 2015 23:14

First time for everything!

bailey0277 2

Wednesday 28 January 2015 4:45

Blonde

cbearflippa91600 12

Wednesday 28 January 2015 8:41

I'm failing to see how this deserves an FML ranking. I see it as fate intervening here.

epilepticloh 20

Wednesday 28 January 2015 15:20

Now you have the chance to rear end her ;)

Psiioniic 4

Wednesday 28 January 2015 22:18

If things go your way, the car won't be the only thing getting rear ended.

Jethco 15

Thursday 29 January 2015 20:21

Figures it's a woman.

foxy4353 10

Friday 30 January 2015 7:35

but at least you got her number ;)

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