Love and Money: Today, I got a check for $100 for a random selecting at work....

Anonymous 19 January 2018, 20:30

Today, I got a check for $100 for a random selecting at work. My boyfriend’s reaction? Light it on fire out of jealously. FML

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Collection

Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

Same thing different taste

Patrick 29 October 2020, 08:08 Couva, Trinidad and Tobago

What?

Today, my coworker got a raise by making our boss give me a pay cut for doing his job while he was slacking off. As we were heading home for the day, he found $100. FML

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Dumbass 16 November 2025, 20:00

Idiot tax

Today, my boyfriend came home, complaining about not having enough money for bills. He then pulled a stack of lottery tickets out of his bag, saying, "I hope one of these wins." FML

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horniness 10 October 2009, 16:30 Hong Kong

Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML

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Jorgen This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff United States

Teamwork

Today, at my workplace, $200 checks were given to every employee for how well the corporation was doing. The temps didn't get any. Guess who was the only temp. FML

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Anonymous 29 March 2021, 07:59

Grateful

Today, it was sister’s birthday. I decided to give her money instead of a present, because I couldn’t come up with a gift idea. When she opened the envelope and took the $100 out, she looked at me and asked me if this was the best I could’ve done. FML

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Viscerion 24 April 2023, 00:00 Australia

Thrifty

Today, even though I recently started earning $75000 per year, my partner still got angry at me because I spent $10 online. FML

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Elena 7 July 2011, 23:56 United States

Today, after having worked two jobs for months to save up for a big vacation, I came home to find my hard-earned money replaced by my boyfriend's brand new motorcycle. FML

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jenA 12 July 2012, 02:40 United States

Today, I got a sweet promotion at my job. Instead of being happy and celebrating with me, my boyfriend broke up with me because he is jealous that I'm more successful than he is. FML

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Sucker 12 October 2009, 19:31 Canada

Today, after working another double shift because I want to buy my boyfriend a really expensive anniversary present, I get to his apartment to find him calculating in how many paychecks he'll be able to afford a Caribbean getaway. For himself. FML

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blah 15 February 2009, 23:57 Canada

Today, my boyfriend gave me a card for my birthday and told me to open it 10 minutes after he'd gone; I waited for 5. In the card was written, "It's not working out, but here's $20." FML

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hockeyholic 6

14 January 2018, 06:39

You mean ex boyfriend

hiddenUSERNAME 27

19 January 2018, 20:32

dumb him. he sounds toxic ,it's only going to escalate.

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Wintermelons 19

20 January 2018, 07:03

.-.

worldclassrager 41

20 January 2018, 07:22

Burned that bridge with you...if he can’t stand something like that he needs to take a hike

kl77 6

20 January 2018, 07:55

Small price to pay to find out you’re in a dangerous relationship. Still, ask your company to re-issue it. Both things can be easily replaced.

Chazzster 32

20 January 2018, 20:13

Why is this not about OP’s now “ex-boyfriend”? It’s not about the money, it’s now about the mean-spirited and childishness nature of OP’s boyfriend. What a stupid jerk!