Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's wife. He's still saying he is not married. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I'd been seeing for a few weeks. It was his wife calling to find out what was going on with us. He told me he was separated. He left his kids home alone to hook up with me. FML
Today, I called back a number I'd recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was my boyfriend's fiancée's number. I've been with him four years, he's been with her for six. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML
Today, when I woke up I checked my phone for messages, only to hear a woman screaming that I have been sleeping with her husband and that she is sending her 'people' after me. I have never met said husband. I panicked for hours, only to receive a call telling me she had dialed the wrong number. FML
Today, my husband left his phone at home. I looked through his contacts and found a person named "The Bitch." Being very curious, I called "The Bitch" to see who it was. My phone rang. FML
Today, I figured out why the man I've been seeing for 3 years hasn't asked for my hand in marriage. His current wife called me and told me all about it. FML
Today, I received a phone call from the number of a "single" guy I met online. It was his wife, who is three months pregnant. She threatened to kick my ass. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
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Top comments
zuli_fml 0
FYL if you didn't know he was married. YDI if you did know. HDI either way.
hahaha6 0
Well, it IS impossible to be someone else.
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Comments (48)
LikeOhMahGoose 0
Give her a break it was a small typo. But yeah he's a dick.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
the comments became very heated in that one and in the end, no one really wins. As the internet saying goes, "Arguing on the internet is like winning the Special Olympics. Even though you may win, you're still retarded." And yes, I was in one of those "discussions."
ChaplinSnakker 0
And to think i was led to believe pimpin' ain't easy...
lmaoatyourlife 0
I feel more sorry for his wife, you said you were 'seeing him' so doesn't sound like it was serious or that you were in love.. so actually, its lucky you found out so soon.
repyourcliche 0
which FML was that? i never even noticed.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
the one about somebody committing suicide by jumping in front of a train, saying it was selfish, and discovering their friend's sister did it. That FML got deleted.
I_am_stupid_also 6
Why do these FMLs always stop just as they are about to get interesting. First tell her something to get her off your back, like you are a writing an article on some topic the guy knows about. Then tell the guy you want a gift to show his affection. After that, then another gift or you go Fatal Attraction on him.
Entity4Infinity 0
uhm end it now .... why get the other woman off her back? sh'd just keep coming back ... especially if she sees texts about coming over or something
Entity4Infinity 0
really i never noticed ... when did that happen
hellokimmiee 5
This FML is all wrong, how did she even know you had his number, and how did she even know who you were?
AntiChrist7 0
Woman only love assholes. YDI