Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
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Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's wife. He's still saying he is not married. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I'd been seeing for a few weeks. It was his wife calling to find out what was going on with us. He told me he was separated. He left his kids home alone to hook up with me. FML
Today, I called back a number I'd recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was my boyfriend's fiancée's number. I've been with him four years, he's been with her for six. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML
Today, when I woke up I checked my phone for messages, only to hear a woman screaming that I have been sleeping with her husband and that she is sending her 'people' after me. I have never met said husband. I panicked for hours, only to receive a call telling me she had dialed the wrong number. FML
Today, my husband left his phone at home. I looked through his contacts and found a person named "The Bitch." Being very curious, I called "The Bitch" to see who it was. My phone rang. FML
Today, I figured out why the man I've been seeing for 3 years hasn't asked for my hand in marriage. His current wife called me and told me all about it. FML
Today, I received a phone call from the number of a "single" guy I met online. It was his wife, who is three months pregnant. She threatened to kick my ass. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
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Top comments
zuli_fml 0
FYL if you didn't know he was married. YDI if you did know. HDI either way.
hahaha6 0
Well, it IS impossible to be someone else.
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Comments (48)
idrivefast 0
I didn't notice that it was deleted.
ClownSmilely 0
at least you're practing safe sex dating married men lol
swtypuff 1
read the other comments before you post people. we've already cleared up that she must've gone through her husband's phone and seen texts or calls.
cheetahboo2010 5
Well, what did you tell her? :P and how is his love life currently? :P
CallMeHush 1
Homewrecker.
saragrl90 0
Well, that sucks for you. Guess he needed more than one girl or was having wife problems.
42billybob 5
How does she know YOU have HIS number?
Entity4Infinity 0
she doesnt she said that the woman called wondering why her number was in her husbands phone... obviously the OP must have been calling or texting and the wife saw it
login6437 0
#26 WTF
sportzftw 3
what an asshole
mayumm 0
waait, did u know he had a wife? if so, YDI. If u didnt, FYL. so i guess ill have to press both.