Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a call from this girl I really like. Surprised, as I never get anything other than a text from her, I answered. All I heard were rustling sounds. She had pocket dialed me. FML
Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML
Today, while at work as a telemarketer, I called a customer on his home phone. Once I was connected, an automated voice said, "To speak with a customer, please press 1." Confused, I pressed one. I then heard loud laughter followed by, "Oh my god! What a dumbass!" before they hung up. FML
Today, I was waiting at home for a phone call. While I was in the bathroom, the phone rang. I quickly stopped my business and ran out of the bathroom with my pants round my ankles. I leaped over the couch, tripping and then stubbing my toe while hopping to the phone. It was a telemarketer. FML
Today, a girl called me, asking for one of her friends. She wouldn't believe me when I told her she had the wrong number, and I spent a few minutes convincing her she did. After a while she said, "What the fuck?" and hung up. That was the longest conversation I had with a girl in months. FML
Today, I was to have an important phone interview for a job. I got a call and everything went perfectly, and they said I was hired. Later, I found out that one of my "friends" had gotten one of his buddies to prank call me and make sure the line was engaged when the real interviewer called. FML
Today, I got a prank call. I now wish he'd call back so I can actually talk to someone. FML
Today, in a big meeting, my secretary calls me saying that I have an important call waiting. I put the call through. It was my beautician, confirming my appointment to get rid of an ingrown hair. I hurriedly confirm and hang up to see everyone in the room giggling. The speaker phone was on. FML
Today, a girl I've liked for several years gave me her number. Finally, I worked up the courage to call her. It was a suicide help line. FML
Today, the highlight of my day was someone prank-calling me. FML
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Top comments
JMichael 26
She's not very bright it seems.
auro7 18
Prank call her back. Just remember to use *67
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Comments (97)
michael666 7
NOT AN FML PUSSY!
RedPillSucks 33
Does your moobs bring all the girls to the yard? *Damn, now I've got that "He's got the moobs like Jabba" song stuck in my head*
cloudsofneon 5
She sounds like an immature bitch.
georgiamaxine 8
Hey girls sometimes prank call their crushes maybe she likes you back
cloudsofneon 5
Maybe if she's 14.
mk8833 9
Sorry but what does *67 do?
conaidws 7
*67 makes your number unknown/blocked from Caller ID .
ogimod 4
You deserve better, OP.
askingandy 23
She's clearly a shitty person. Hope you don't still like her if that's how she treats people.
Bigfabthetruth52 22
Well u could of did her like the prank call phone dude on regular show and out prank called her.this.may have led to laughter which would lead you into the direction u would hope for.
tukies 28
Prank call her back. Say you are selling a spray called bitch remover, and she should buy some for herself. It would benefit her greatly.
Swedish_Eagle 21
agree, i never picked on someone that i do not like. those i do not like i kick their ass, period.