Love, Birthday, Family and Lonely: Birthday Boy

Birthday Boy

By Anonymous - 07/04/2019 16:00

Today, it's my birthday, I received two cards, one from my mum and one from my son, that my mum gave to him to give to me. My entire family said they couldn't be bothered going out for dinner for my birthday. My two 'friends' didn't even send a card, never mind a gift or want to meet up. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2022 20:00 - United States - North Miami Beach

Today, it was my birthday. My family usually gives me a financial gift, but didn't this time and said nothing about it. I cooked my own birthday dinner without help, then washed everyone's dishes. I got my own cake and ate it alone because they were too busy getting drunk. Nobody bothered to sing Happy Birthday either. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2021 14:15 - United States

Today, I'm still trying not to cry. Yesterday was by birthday. I got an email from my dad with three words, "Happy Birthday (nickname)". I got a Facebook post from my mother. No card. No phone call. No gift. I have become nothing more than a Facebook friend to my parents. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2021 16:59 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. Two of my best friends forgot it, and so did my grandparents. All of my friends were busy, so I spent it alone in my car. FML

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By Callum536 - 22/08/2016 09:51 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, it's my birthday and I'd invited quite a lot of my friends to come round and have some fun. When I got home, I saw a few cars outside. It turned out to be for the neighbours. I waited and waited; none of my friends showed up. FML

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Happy nothing, then

By amy - 30/06/2018 19:00

Today, it's my birthday. I went downstairs expecting birthday greetings from my parents. Instead, they just sat on the couch saying nothing. Thinking they forgot, I casually reminded them. My mom scoffed and said, "Go do the dishes." FML

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By Singleton - 02/01/2010 00:33 - Canada

Today, it was my birthday dinner with my family. Everyone was making an effort to avoid a certain topic. Later my 5 year old cousin gives me a nice hand drawn card of me and my boyfriend. Apparently no one had the heart to tell her my boyfriend had broken up with me on my birthday. FML

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By thissucks - 21/02/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML

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By 00bsg - 21/12/2013 15:46 - United States - Salem

Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends and family said they were busy so I figured I was getting a surprise party. Nope. They all were actually busy. I spent my birthday alone. FML

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By happybirthday2me - 19/06/2019 19:00 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, it's my 25th birthday, I celebrated it by cooking my favourite meal for my parents and sister, while they watched TV and house-hunted for my sister. I have yet to hear a happy birthday, receive a card, a present or a phone call. Oh, and my parents are on a diet, so they complained my cooking wasn’t "on their plan." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2021 16:02

Today, it's my birthday, none of my friends wished me a thing. I spent the whole day crying and then decided to call few of them and sobbingly demanded an explanation. Most of them didn't pick up, the rest called me a drama queen, saying that my birthday isn't as important as I think. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 7 April 2019 18:04

At least you’ve got mom.

protoskore 27

Sunday 7 April 2019 22:30

welcome to adulthood

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 7 April 2019 18:04

At least you’ve got mom.

AmbrosiaFan 18

Sunday 7 April 2019 18:14

How old are you?

cheree21 7

Sunday 7 April 2019 20:27

that really is shit. :( I'm so sorry. this is exactly why I'm going away to the coast for my birthday, ALONE. no one ever wants to celebrate my birthday, even though everyone else's is a huge deal throughout the year.

protoskore 27

Sunday 7 April 2019 22:30

welcome to adulthood

Godserena01 2

Monday 8 April 2019 1:03

happy birthday my friend

courtalex 5

Monday 8 April 2019 5:05

My mom is dead. My brother forgot. My sister didn’t like what I picked for dinner so wouldn’t let her kids come and her whole family stayed home. My ex woke me up on my birthday by yelling at me and ditching out plans to go to the beach. So I went to the beach by myself. Had a good ass time. That’s adulthood. Pick yourself up and celebrate your own damn birthday.

inkedupfool67 5

Monday 8 April 2019 7:25

sounds like a pretty normal adult life to me

zuckerburg 21

Monday 8 April 2019 11:27

cards? you're moaning about not getting cards? who sends cards as an adult? did you expect one from gran with $5 in there? shame dude, hang in there, life is a bit tougher than the shit you are going through, so just do your best and not freak out when real problems start rearing their heads