Today, I gave my ex-girlfriend two concert tickets to show her I still care about her and want to win her back. She sold them. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML
Today, my ex-best friend reached out just to be a dick. We all had tickets to a concert and she decided that she didn't want to go. She said that I could find someone to sell her ticket to, and I did, but then she sold it to someone that I'm not friends with anymore, and told me that she "can do whatever she wants :)". FML
Today, I won the lottery. My ex-girlfriend has the ticket. I just broke up with her. FML
Today, I was gonna take my ex to a concert, but we broke up before it so instead I went with my Tinder date. When I got to the venue, my ticket was already used. My ex was in there. My date never got in. FML
Today, my ex got dumped by his girlfriend. Seeing my opportunity, I sent him a song I'd written for him, about how much I still love him. He sent it on to the girl who had just dumped him, claiming he had written it. They're now back together. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend of 3 years with Stone Sour and Korn tickets, since I knew how badly she wanted to go. She responded by asking if we could go as just friends. FML
Today, I bought tickets for my friends and me to go to a concert. While I was in the shower, they ditched me and took my girlfriend. FML
Today, I called my ex-girlfriend to see if she would meet up with me so I could give her money to pay off the rest of the TV we had on layaway before we broke up. Turns out she cancelled it and took all the money I put into it. I put $500 down. FML
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Top comments
valri3 0
If you still care for her then ask her to the concert instead of buying her to tickets, she might not have the same feelings as you do. So YDI
tonyv90 0
you deserve it for not getting over her. get a life and move on bro. she obviously doesn't want anything to do with you...
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Comments (120)
perdix 31
If you want to purchase love, go pro. They are reliable, eager to please, and their fake orgasms are more realistic than those from amateur hos who just want dinner and movie for sex. And, if you are not satisfied, tell their pimps that you gave her about twice as much cash as you actually did.
W4X 0
Thanks for clearing it up! :)
FlashBurn 13
Someone doesn't know any oldies. Even The Beatles knew better! Money can't buy you love, YDI! Oh, and you are sooo fail if you think she'd take you back.
Pandora9321 0
Dude you don't buy a girl concert tickets to try to win her back.. Loser.
Zebidee 9
Never go back.
stun23 8
she cant steal them if u gave them to her...
ChillBill 0
She sold them, not stole them. Really?
Ninjafriends 1
What a sappy sucker. Stop wearing dresses and go join the army or something. You need to learn how to be a man.
miraggg 1
you have to accept the fact that its over
momeydragon 0
I concur with 40
zapzapp 0
well, good job :P
jckbco 0
can't buy love, sucker