Today, I gave my ex-girlfriend two concert tickets to show her I still care about her and want to win her back. She sold them. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML
Today, my ex-best friend reached out just to be a dick. We all had tickets to a concert and she decided that she didn't want to go. She said that I could find someone to sell her ticket to, and I did, but then she sold it to someone that I'm not friends with anymore, and told me that she "can do whatever she wants :)". FML
Today, I won the lottery. My ex-girlfriend has the ticket. I just broke up with her. FML
Today, I was gonna take my ex to a concert, but we broke up before it so instead I went with my Tinder date. When I got to the venue, my ticket was already used. My ex was in there. My date never got in. FML
Today, my ex got dumped by his girlfriend. Seeing my opportunity, I sent him a song I'd written for him, about how much I still love him. He sent it on to the girl who had just dumped him, claiming he had written it. They're now back together. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend of 3 years with Stone Sour and Korn tickets, since I knew how badly she wanted to go. She responded by asking if we could go as just friends. FML
Today, I bought tickets for my friends and me to go to a concert. While I was in the shower, they ditched me and took my girlfriend. FML
Today, I called my ex-girlfriend to see if she would meet up with me so I could give her money to pay off the rest of the TV we had on layaway before we broke up. Turns out she cancelled it and took all the money I put into it. I put $500 down. FML
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Top comments
valri3 0
If you still care for her then ask her to the concert instead of buying her to tickets, she might not have the same feelings as you do. So YDI
tonyv90 0
you deserve it for not getting over her. get a life and move on bro. she obviously doesn't want anything to do with you...
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Comments (120)
SeasonedLemur 5
Should have bought a gun instead and given her a suprise bullet between the eyes!
fmlman44 5
ur an idiot
Yog_Sahaw 0
Really? You seriously thought this was funny?
seafea 0
oh my, look at Mister Edgy over here. *ROLLEYES*
TheLastSurvivor 0
beginner question sorry what does YDI mean?
Lounia_fml 8
You Dumb Idiot.
W4X 0
Yip Jung II - Koreas next dictator who will kill you. Credit - DocBastard
jimsy19 0
you deserve it
Alleged_Cranium 7
Young Dyke Incest
naximus93 0
Your Dipstick's Infestation
aardvarkish 17
30, hell yeah funny!
bogdancool8 0
one word...FAIL
Zmeilerr 22
You can't buy her love. Go for the clit.
nephilim241 19
lesson to be learnt there.. ydi
macskapingvin 0
Next time you want to waste money, it is quicker to just burn it.
Zmeilerr 22
You can't buy her love. Go for the clit.
HappyPickles 11
At least they weren't completely wasted - as they would have been if she had simply burned them or thrown them in the garbage.
sourgirl101 29
Two tickets? Perhaps you should have invite her to the concert instead and gone from there. I bet you'd be upset if she went to the concert with a date. Time to move on.
ulicksam 0
Wimpy, wimpy, wiiiiimpy. YDI.