Today, I gave a speech at a charity event in part to help with my shyness. Nobody told me I was standing on top of an air vent. It went on. My skirt flew up, revealing my underwear to 90 people. Nobody remembers the content of my speech. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I gave a speech at a charity fundraiser. I didn't realize how close I was standing to the fan, which automatically went on. As soon as I said, "this is why you should pledge," my dress flew up. I then learned how quickly phones can take pictures and emails of my underwear can be sent. FML
Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML
Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML
Today, I gave the toast at my sister's wedding which was outside. Before I started, the wind blew up my dress and wouldn't let up. Instead of giving my heartfelt speech, I spent five minutes fighting with my dress as 130 people pointed at my floral-printed underwear and laughed loudly. FML
Today, I gave a toast at my close friend's wedding. The bride's little cousin snuck up behind me and unzipped my dress. As I ended my speech with, "To a night we will never forget!", my dress fell all the way down. I was quick. People's phones were quicker. Well, they won't forget my undies. FML
Today, I was at a friend’s wedding, and when it came time to make a toast, I tried to stand up to make a speech. My suit jacket got caught on the chair, and I ended up falling flat on my back. The speech was drowned out by everyone laughing. FML
Today, I had to give a speech on abstinence to a bunch of teenage boys, and surprisingly they were paying attention. After they left, I went to the bathroom and saw I had missed a few buttons on my blouse. The boys had a close up view of my cleavage for three hours. FML
Today, I gave a speech at my best friend’s wedding. I wanted to say, “You both look beautiful together.” Instead, nerves took over, and I blurted out, “You both look beautiful naked.” In front of 100 people. And a priest. FML
Today, I gave a presentation to a class of 70+ people. No one bothered to tell me my fly was unzipped. No wonder they were all smiling. FML
Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
hbgoddard 0
They must have liked it then. 0.o
null_fml 11
Marilyn Monroe gave speeches?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (90)
603050294 0
At least you were wearing underwear. Think of it as your own Marilyn Monroe moment.
Anteezy 7
I ate a shy chick
Poke_my_mon 0
She ain't shy no more, She changed her name to My Chick.
LemonStarship 5
shouldn't be shy after that
megannb 0
at least you were wearing underwear.
little_otter 0
this fml = an insecure girl that wants any kind of validation she can get, and will go as far as to make something up that never happened if there is even the slightest chance of creepy internet strangers making suggestive comments.
null_fml 11
Yup. Air vents don't go from nothing to full blast instantly. There would have been plenty of time to react. Plus it's kinda easy to tell when you're standing on an air vent.
mslily 0
uhm, thats kind of weird to say... do you do that? ..but then again I bet half the stuff on this site is untrue
EarlHickey 0
@29 Well air vents can go from nothing to full instantly. It may have been on a timer for all we know.
sarcdude 3
Yeah boy, that's my girl And she pops excellent up in Wayne's world
sarcdude 3
It ain't trickin' if you got it But you like a bitch with no ass, you ain't got shit
ronaldo_weasley 0
haha i doubt that actually happened Marilyn
COBRAMORPH 0
Just cause you are a stupid **** wearing a dress, doesnt mean that you cant wear shorts on under. YDI.
abradant_spoon 0
shorts under a dress usually look really bad and bulky. plus most of us aren't in third grade anymore and don't really need to do skorts.
quantum_insanity 0
Are you trying to suggest anyone wearing a dress is a ****...? wow, that's a new one.