By paula434 - 05/12/2009 22:19 - United States

Today, I gave a speech at a charity event in part to help with my shyness. Nobody told me I was standing on top of an air vent. It went on. My skirt flew up, revealing my underwear to 90 people. Nobody remembers the content of my speech. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 572
You deserved it 4 027

Same thing different taste

Top comments

hbgoddard 0

They must have liked it then. 0.o

Comments

At least you were wearing underwear. Think of it as your own Marilyn Monroe moment.

Poke_my_mon 0

She ain't shy no more, She changed her name to My Chick.

megannb 0

at least you were wearing underwear.

this fml = an insecure girl that wants any kind of validation she can get, and will go as far as to make something up that never happened if there is even the slightest chance of creepy internet strangers making suggestive comments.

Yup. Air vents don't go from nothing to full blast instantly. There would have been plenty of time to react. Plus it's kinda easy to tell when you're standing on an air vent.

uhm, thats kind of weird to say... do you do that? ..but then again I bet half the stuff on this site is untrue

@29 Well air vents can go from nothing to full instantly. It may have been on a timer for all we know.

sarcdude 3

Yeah boy, that's my girl And she pops excellent up in Wayne's world

sarcdude 3

It ain't trickin' if you got it But you like a bitch with no ass, you ain't got shit

ronaldo_weasley 0

haha i doubt that actually happened Marilyn

Just cause you are a stupid **** wearing a dress, doesnt mean that you cant wear shorts on under. YDI.

shorts under a dress usually look really bad and bulky. plus most of us aren't in third grade anymore and don't really need to do skorts.

Are you trying to suggest anyone wearing a dress is a ****...? wow, that's a new one.