Today, I gave a speech at a charity event in part to help with my shyness. Nobody told me I was standing on top of an air vent. It went on. My skirt flew up, revealing my underwear to 90 people. Nobody remembers the content of my speech. FML
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Today, I gave a speech at a charity fundraiser. I didn't realize how close I was standing to the fan, which automatically went on. As soon as I said, "this is why you should pledge," my dress flew up. I then learned how quickly phones can take pictures and emails of my underwear can be sent. FML
Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML
Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML
Today, I gave the toast at my sister's wedding which was outside. Before I started, the wind blew up my dress and wouldn't let up. Instead of giving my heartfelt speech, I spent five minutes fighting with my dress as 130 people pointed at my floral-printed underwear and laughed loudly. FML
Today, I gave a toast at my close friend's wedding. The bride's little cousin snuck up behind me and unzipped my dress. As I ended my speech with, "To a night we will never forget!", my dress fell all the way down. I was quick. People's phones were quicker. Well, they won't forget my undies. FML
Today, I was at a friend’s wedding, and when it came time to make a toast, I tried to stand up to make a speech. My suit jacket got caught on the chair, and I ended up falling flat on my back. The speech was drowned out by everyone laughing. FML
Today, I had to give a speech on abstinence to a bunch of teenage boys, and surprisingly they were paying attention. After they left, I went to the bathroom and saw I had missed a few buttons on my blouse. The boys had a close up view of my cleavage for three hours. FML
Today, I gave a speech at my best friend’s wedding. I wanted to say, “You both look beautiful together.” Instead, nerves took over, and I blurted out, “You both look beautiful naked.” In front of 100 people. And a priest. FML
Today, I gave a presentation to a class of 70+ people. No one bothered to tell me my fly was unzipped. No wonder they were all smiling. FML
Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML
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hbgoddard 0
They must have liked it then. 0.o
null_fml 11
Marilyn Monroe gave speeches?
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xenomorph 0
Wear something under your skirt then--I occasionally need to go into drag for an act, and that's how I avoid this.
Banez 0
Sometimes its good to have something really bad happen the first time you do something in front of a crowd. The first time I played piano on stage, it was in front of about 200 people, and I had only been taking lessons for a month. But my friend wanted me in his band so I joined him. For half the song, I couldn't figure out how to get the keyboard on. I was panicing. But as soon as I figured out how to turn it on, it turned out my piano was WAY too loud (thanks, sound guy!) and I forgot what I was playing. And I was too stubborn to stop playing, so I was screwing up the entire song and drowning out everybody who was playing correctly. Now, I play on stage 3-5 times a week. Embarrassment can really help if its the first time through. Allow it to improve you!
overrandom 4
I remember this one time on stage when the other actor I was interacting with actually forgot for 2 minutes that she was going on stage. Oof.
blastvortex 4
At least it was memorable. :3
FerrariCake 2
This is NOT an FML. It would be an FML if everyone saw you almost naked but preferred to listen to your speech instead.
1990TD 6
So far the shyness... did it help? xD
ColdGold 6
Maybe they'll ask you back for next year.
Belligerent 0
you just made my day, i love it when stuff like this happens.
kdb268 1
That's hilarious! I'm shy too, so I know your pain about public speaking. But look on the bright side--you can safely give speeches for the rest of your life because you can be pretty sure they won't be as bad as that!
knight0748 5
Charity? there's your first mistake... don't do charity.
iTwitch 5
must have been some interesting panties