By BNLM - 09/03/2010 01:11 - United States

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Today, I found the purity ring I lost a year ago. Too bad I lost my virginity 4 months ago. FML
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Tedet 0

I am 100% sure this is a Jonas brother

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perdix 29

How did you manage to keep your purity for 8 full months after the ring was no longer able to protect you? You must be ugly. As for me, I was doing fine until I sent my chastity belt out for sanding and polishing. Oops.

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1MaoChan 4

it's not the ring that protects you. it's a promis made to God. Before you try to make somebody feel stupid, u better et smart. but u can't fix stupid so ur hopeless.

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bagheera1 0

your pathetic why would you even post this

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AnneOminous 0

If you need a ring to help you keep your virginity, you were destined to fail to begin with.

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hoydenrulez 0

so what. I lost my virginity in 6th grade

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fairies633 8

how the hell is this fml? please do tell....

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rosielove 0

unless your virginity relies on your ring, then YDI

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satanstoystore 0

aww that sucks, they both sounded soooo important to you too.

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Q____ueen101 0

why does evryone keep going on about the jonas brother and wats the bid deal its only sex, if your carefull WHO CARES?

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SuperMuffin 0

4th grade? Really? That's just wrong. You should be out playing in the sunshine.

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