Intimacy: Today, I found the purity ring I lost a year ago. Too bad I lost...

By BNLM - 09/03/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, I found the purity ring I lost a year ago. Too bad I lost my virginity 4 months ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2022 11:01

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rubix910 2

Thursday 11 March 2010 0:15

ydi FOR WEARING A PURITY RING!!!!

brunakeller 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 0:42

in 5 months you'll find something else ..

DonCrank 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 2:36

how did this even get through? I post shit that actually sucks. who gives a **** about this?

flipster916 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 2:37

lol soo true #35!!!

skittlesgirl2013 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 4:58

lol I'm bi too.. haha I love the way the world is turning out.. lol

mr_miyagi 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 5:24

**** purity. party hardy and live bro

mr_miyagi 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 5:28

boo hoo you passed a great milestone in life

1LILROLLER8XV3EA 0

Monday 15 March 2010 7:02

that's not a fml that's a Win!!

etherealshadows 1

Tuesday 16 March 2010 6:12

You chose to be a *****, and you want us to sympathize? **** you.

emilybabes 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 8:02

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