mista hunna
Baltimore, United States
Today, I found the dog I lost while I was dog sitting. It was with its new adoptive family. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Jayman223
Reno, United States
Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML
Hurrikhan
Christchurch, New Zealand
Today, I lost my dog and so I put up 'lost' signs. As I was coming back home I noticed one had been written on. It said: "Found your dog. Keeping it". FML
GotMyBitchBack
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Zanesville, United States
Bold move
Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML
anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Brief encounter
Today, I decided to adopt a 11 year-old dog that had been in need of a home for several months. Two hours after I got him home, I discovered him dead in the backyard. FML
Loveless
Canada
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
ugh
United States
Today, at the rescue group I volunteer at, we finally adopted out a dog that has been with us for a few years now. This was an amazing thing for us because we never thought he'd get adopted. As we were getting excited and hugging each other, the dog ran away. FML
jessica071509
Phoenix, United States
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
dBLIZZARD
United States
Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML
DrakeB
Seattle, United States
Here boy!
Today, I found a lost dog and called the owner. When he arrived, I thought it would be cute to put the dog down so he would run back into his owner's arms, like in movies. As soon as I put the dog down, it ran away again. FML
Dogless
United States
Today, over a year on from my parents telling me my dog had died, I went to the shelter to volunteer, and saw my old dog. FML
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AC98 19
One job, op. One job.
Lotsofpatience 10
Hope you told the previous owners.
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Comments (38)
Zlunder 19
I guess he don't want to have a family Lmao
tounces7 28
Maybe I'm reading this differently, but perhaps the Dog belongs to the OP, and they were dog sitting for the family that "found" the dog?
Moonfate 16
I feel like they would've worded it "I found my lost dog" if it was theirs.
captainsmegma 12
Don't expect a call back when they need someone to watch the kids.
SnailMail 12
I can read this two ways. Either whilst you were dog sitting you lost their dog and it got rehomed, or you lost your own dog and when you went to dog sit you realise it had been rehomed to this new family
DJRy 13
Take it back.
goldendarkness 18
Wait y'all the way I read it, op lost his dog, then when he was dog sitting for someone else, he saw that their dog is actually his dog that he lost.
species4872 20
Finally some one got it.
hellnosucka 27
To be fair, the wording of this one is pretty confusing.
species4872 20
It's pretty obvious. Today, I found the dog- present tense that he lost - past tense while I was dog sitting- present tense clearly he found the lost dog whilst dog sitting
goldendarkness 18
The problem is "while I was dog sitting" can be present or past tense, which is what makes this so confusing for everyone.
kikimiko 7
You need to tell someone. You messed up. Own it.
krgoks 10
I disagree with some of you. "While I was dog sitting" is attached to "lost" not "found." If he wanted to mean it was his dog, it would have been written: "While I was dog sitting, I found the dog I lost," or "I found, while I was dog sitting, the dog I lost." There's also a decent chance it is written incorrectly. Who knows?
devinaww 15
I'm confused The comments are confusing too
Katielynne53725 6
ADOPTIVE? as opposed to what? birth family? lol