Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, I found out the girl I met online, who I spent hours talking to every day for the past 2 months, and who I fell in love with is actually my gay roomate. He says if I could fall in love with "her", I can fall in love with him. It doesn't work that way, dickhead. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend and the guy I had a crush on for 2 years are getting married. The worst part is that they've been dating for 2 years in secret, and just came out about it now. I've been telling her for 2 years how much I like him, and she's encouraged me the whole time. FML
Today, after years of crushing over my best friend, I finally got the guts to tell her about my feelings, only to find out she has been secretly dating my roommate. I could not have been more depressed. My whole life feels shattered. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask my best friend to go on a date with me. She assumed I meant a double date and squealed, "Who's the lucky guy?!" She thought I was her gay best friend for the past year. FML
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PokeSponge123 3
You should also put quotations around the "best friend" part.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I'm stupid.
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Comments (126)
heyitsmaxsonhere 0
she's bi lol
rebwonders 0
he's probably gay too
mtnairtom 0
You all should have a threesome
tomorrowill 0
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rockclimber919 11
time for a threesome attempt. at least you get to see if the guy's good in the sack
KikiThePug 0
Maybe that "man" that you've been trying to get with is a tranny and was a girl before the..uh.. very interesting plastic surgery and your friend knew about it. Wouldn't "he" still be technically female?
NOWAYJOSE 14
did she know you were going after this guy?
H3ALTHFR3AK 0
most of the females I know that are considered "lesbians" date men periodically, but prefer females. I don't know many that have never slept with a man
stevenmx86 8
Ydi what is this trying crap? Ask him or be prepared to lose to a confident, usually more attractive person every time.
alex1432 9
^ agree... : (