Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
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Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, I found out the girl I met online, who I spent hours talking to every day for the past 2 months, and who I fell in love with is actually my gay roomate. He says if I could fall in love with "her", I can fall in love with him. It doesn't work that way, dickhead. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend and the guy I had a crush on for 2 years are getting married. The worst part is that they've been dating for 2 years in secret, and just came out about it now. I've been telling her for 2 years how much I like him, and she's encouraged me the whole time. FML
Today, after years of crushing over my best friend, I finally got the guts to tell her about my feelings, only to find out she has been secretly dating my roommate. I could not have been more depressed. My whole life feels shattered. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask my best friend to go on a date with me. She assumed I meant a double date and squealed, "Who's the lucky guy?!" She thought I was her gay best friend for the past year. FML
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PokeSponge123 3
You should also put quotations around the "best friend" part.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I'm stupid.
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Comments (126)
rencegoh 0
your friend is bi. and you have 2 options now... beech slap her or join her for a 3some!
adorkable_spazz 0
I advise that next time, you should probably let the guy know your feelings toward him before someone else can get him. But, FYL since she lied about being gay, and is a crappy best friend. /:
tualoina 0
time for a new roomate!
dynky 3
It's called bisexuality. I find it difficult to believe that there are many people in the world who aren't bisexual to at least some extent. Drawing an arbitrary line down the middle of the population and saying you will only ever be attracted to people from one half -- that's pretty wierd, right?
Erissa 2
It's not weird at all actually, certain neurons shoot off in our brain when we're around to who we're attracted to, and in straight women and gay men we're programmed to have those neurons go off at the smell of a mans sweat. It's gross, but that's how it is. Pheromones, ha
FYLminerocks 7
How about.. during a date you happen to stop by.. and ask for the strap-on she used last night.
nikkired 0
If you were really her friend you would have known the difference between "lesbian" and "bi" Did you let her go down on you and for that reason assume she was bi ?
Diabla_ 2
15 years olds should be wearing more clothing.
vballchick101 0
You should talk to her about it :)
twi4eva789 0
but maybe she was actually bi so she didn't actually lie..... at the time she coulda thought she wad Les but then discovered she likes both... or she's just a backstabbing lying best friend..
LiNdOoO 0
maybe u should go on a date with a girl shes trying to date lol