Today, I found out why my room-mates and I have been ill for the past week. Apparently a rodent climbed into our water cooker and died. I have been drinking tea and eating noodles that have been tainted by a corpse all this time. FML
hannaaaahr tells us more.
hannaaaahr 33
Sooooo, this was my FML. Sadly, I didn't taste anything, since I didn't drink the water pure, but always mixed in cup-a-soup or something similar. Luckily me and my roommates are fine now, we're all a bit afraid of preparing food though, scared that there might be some kind of rodent in other kitchen devices. Obviously we threw away the water cooker (for those who didn't know what that is, seriously? you couldn't even think of what it 'might' be?) and since we got our new cat, Sammie, we haven't had any mice or rats crawling around! Yaaaay for Sammie!
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soyamoo 5
Dead maus?
GoW_Chick 15
That was the rats revenge for you murdering their young in the garbage disposal.
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Comments (307)
rhysfucker 24
Truly Nolen.
xxmusicroxxx 0
Umm... What?
rhysfucker 24
Pest and rodent service....
cassieluvshamion 0
:(
dragonmaster2 0
mmmm tea spiced with mice
Iris_Wildthyme 4
AFAIK, rabies can't be transmitted that way, but OP should still go to the hospital because decaying meat can be very dangerous. Edit: That was meant to be a reply to 63
RinaVampire31 18
Water "cooker"? Really?
Shrike 24
Yeah really. You live under a rock or something?
krawrz4u 0
Made my night
RinaVampire31 18
You can't ******* cook water. You let it boil.
deOrca 8
This is why I boil the water for my tea and noodles in a pot.
gravy4u 5
That's disgusting... I wonder where all the smell went though. It has to taste a little funny.
redmnky21 8
u didn't notice an awful taste? whats wrong with u?
Cleo_Nemo_ 9
That is disgusting.
XxYingYangxX 1
I don't even think FML describes that right now, I'm feeling sick just thinking about it... I feel bad for you OP, and you might want to go get yourself checked out by a doctor, just in case...