Today, I found out why my room-mates and I have been ill for the past week. Apparently a rodent climbed into our water cooker and died. I have been drinking tea and eating noodles that have been tainted by a corpse all this time. FML
hannaaaahr tells us more.
hannaaaahr 33
Sooooo, this was my FML. Sadly, I didn't taste anything, since I didn't drink the water pure, but always mixed in cup-a-soup or something similar. Luckily me and my roommates are fine now, we're all a bit afraid of preparing food though, scared that there might be some kind of rodent in other kitchen devices. Obviously we threw away the water cooker (for those who didn't know what that is, seriously? you couldn't even think of what it 'might' be?) and since we got our new cat, Sammie, we haven't had any mice or rats crawling around! Yaaaay for Sammie!
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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soyamoo 5
Dead maus?
GoW_Chick 15
That was the rats revenge for you murdering their young in the garbage disposal.
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Pelreskovich 11
Tis the season to eat rodents apparently.. I wonder what the next rodent-tainted FML will be about, my mouth is watering already irk if I can handle another post without finding one of those furry little things for myself!
Pelreskovich 11
Idk*
jjames7543 13
I read the first sentence of 27's comment in the Deck the Halls melody...
AlaskaKid95 7
101 I thought it was going to be a full song.. Disappointing.
unoffensivename 0
Over 4 people every year die from rabies,get your rabies shot, don't become a statistic
lajaynay 15
How did you not notice a difference in taste? Or even smell? Mice seem to get themselves in the worst places.
hunterluv1 20
#1.. where's your nose?
littlenumber8 8
If a rat crawled in then what the hell else can get in there?
Sirin_fml 47
What's a search engine?
SaMmIMonster96 6
True that, true that..
ravenxcorvinus 9
omg. ew. fyl. i hope you and your roommate got checked out by an infectious disease specialist.. :o
grannygruber 6
And somehow you didn't notice the bad taste or smell??? YDI
EvilPotato 15
A kettle.