Today, I found out why my cups of tea have been tasting a bit funny. It turns out my kettle is full of ants, so every time I boil water to make tea, the ants get re-boiled along with it. FML
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Today, I went to take a shower. When I turned it on, no water came out. Only ants. FML
Today, I found some Nesquick Chocolate Milk mix in my pantry which sounded good. While making a glass, I got angry because not all of the mix would disolve. Frustrated, I downed the drink. When I finished I looked in the glass and realized the mix that wouldn't disolve was actually tiny ants. FML
Today, I made a horrific discovery; the months-long gnat epidemic in my spotlessly clean home has been emanating from my coffee pot. They've been procreating inside it all this time. I use it every day. FML
Today, when going to fill up the kettle, I noticed a bad smell and pieces of something coming out of the tap. Turns out there was a dead snake in my water supply. FML
Today, I was making some tea for my colleagues when I accidentally dropped the tea bag into my cup of coffee. I thought, "Why not?" and took a sip. It tasted like a caffeinated botanical disaster, and the whole office got to enjoy me retch for 10 minutes. FML
Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML
Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a workmate, I took a sip of the tea, which I had forgotten was boiling hot, and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML
Today, I woke up to find that my cat had knocked over a $35 can of powdered baby formula, and there were TWO different colonies of ants warring over the bounty all over the counter. FML
Today, I poured boiling water over my instant noodles. A freshly boiled cockroach also rolled out onto my noodles. FML
Today, I found thousands of ants in a secret nest in an unused corner of my apartment. They were feeding on the baking mix I forgot in a box from moving in two months ago, and the queen has been laying her eggs on my wireless router. FML
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cascott325 0
you ever heard of washing your dishes?
socialdisease 1
Lesson learned. Next time, always rinse your kettle out. :l
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Comments (151)
parkerlanning 0
British feggit
ZakSven 2
You ought to try it sometime non-british feggit.
nickypianostar 0
ants are good for your health
ItsThisGirl 17
mmmmmmmm bug protein :)
no1xaskedxy0u 5
ew guess you don't believe in cleaning? Obviously you don't do it often if you keep re-boiling ants...
diamond_d_ 6
what kind of moron are you? oh lets just use the kettle no need to rinse or wash it... wait what that? ants? in my kettle? mmmm. wonder how that happened..... oh it was your granma's kettle? and she was the last one to clean it? before she died 7 years ago? hmmmm... how did those ants ever get in there?
MyNameIsViet 15
Not cool bro. If OP had a dead gran your a cold hearted ASSHOLE.
point_less 4
I don't know what's worse...the fact that you don't wash your own kettle out, or the fact that ants managed to get inside your kettle in the first place.
coltyn13 0
Protein infused tea!!!!
LadyDeadPool 3
Lmfao poor ants XD
iBhope 7
That's nasty OP.
RachelD23 0
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