By Ineedlotsofwater - 23/01/2015 16:41 - United States - Seattle

Today, I found out why I receive random drug tests at work. The safety department was specifically told by my boss to check up on me because I always seem way too cheerful to not be high. I've passed every single test. FML
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Same thing different taste

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On the bright side, you'll probably cheer up about that situation very soon with how cheerful you are, buddy.

I personally feel like in a sense that's a compliment! A lot of people wish they could seem as happy as that I'm sure! Congrats on passing every test, really showed them! :)

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For the "random" drug tests at my job, it is randomly everybody who is at work on that day. I'm glad about that because even if my boss wanted to pick on me like yours, my boss would be taking the drug test too.

At my fiancé's occupation they randomly pick like 5 people on the spot

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Everyone requires a drug test if you want to work now. Even so, it's not fair to be singled out just because you look happy. How miserable are your co-workers if being happy means you're under suspicion for drugs?

I don't think this is a FML at all :) that's a good thing! Must mean that you are not only a good worker but proving your boss wrong every time lol WIN-WIN!

Good for you! And just think, at the end of your career you'll be a pro at peeing in a cup.

... Damn. You know it's got to be a shitty work environment if they think someone who's actually cheery has to be high.

This is not s FYL, you're happy and they're jealous. Do your thing OP!!!

That shows what the world is like. Everyone is and must be miserable and illicit drugs is the key to happiness.