Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML
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Today, I found out that my crush is a lesbian. Everyone knew about it. Everyone also knew that I liked her. No one told me. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML
Today, I was texting with my childhood crush late at night and we were exchanging secrets. I figured this was as good a time as any to tell her about my long-standing crush on her. Turns out she's a lesbian. FML
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
Today, a "friend" of mine told everyone that I had a crush on a girl I used to be really good friends with 2 years ago. I never liked her that way, and had said that only to hide the fact that I'm gay and don't feel safe with boys. Her current boyfriend is seriously annoyed with me. FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I’d been crushing on told me he was gay so I wouldn’t hit on him anymore. Turns out he did that so he could focus on wooing a female coworker of mine. They’re now dating. FML
Today, after receiving messages from a person or persons who supposedly have a crush on me, I've come to the realization that it's probably been one guy messaging me all along. I'm not even gay. FML
Today, I saw my crush for the first time since she rejected me and said she was a lesbian. The man she was passionately making out with in the dining hall would state quite the opposite. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I really feel about her, due in no small part to how flirty she's been towards me lately. Turns out she's really just a skank and was trying to make my best friend "jealous". He's gay. FML
Today, I saw the girl I've been crushing hard on. I go up to talk to her, and I'm immediately greeted by, "I like girls." FML
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Top comments
nchic01 17
Nothing like a good friendship to start things off! I'd just politely correct her and then continue to be her friend and see where it goes.
Llama24 14
Just let her know your not gay, that's one step closer to starting a relationship.
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Comments (68)
patrickalamo 48
Tell her to give you a chance and you will show her how gay you are not.
aj9319 16
Challenge her to try to turn you on. If she accepts challenge, you win by making her win.
therealjc_fml 14
Well then she does like you....for your personality. Having a great personality is a good start. Even is she doesn't like you in the sense you want her to having her talking to you and becoming friends is better than not.
abNormal62 23
Send her another message! You want Male! I want Female!
sarcasmwins 24
Let the boob touching commence! xD All jokes aside you should reassure her you are in fact, not gay, then if there's no awkward tension between you two, ask her out on a date :)
obliviongillette 18
Tell her you're not gay and touch her butt. Lmao, no seriously though, you'll never get anywhere if you don't speak up about it.
jberg583 12
Be honest now... Otherwise she will feel blindsided
concom 9
Lol, I like your username.
Ecudaniel 16
Tell her that you would totally be straight for her and then **** her right in the pussy.
legitseabass 9
Thanks everyone for the advice! Some pretty funny comments on this!