Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that my crush is a lesbian. Everyone knew about it. Everyone also knew that I liked her. No one told me. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML
Today, I was texting with my childhood crush late at night and we were exchanging secrets. I figured this was as good a time as any to tell her about my long-standing crush on her. Turns out she's a lesbian. FML
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
Today, a "friend" of mine told everyone that I had a crush on a girl I used to be really good friends with 2 years ago. I never liked her that way, and had said that only to hide the fact that I'm gay and don't feel safe with boys. Her current boyfriend is seriously annoyed with me. FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I’d been crushing on told me he was gay so I wouldn’t hit on him anymore. Turns out he did that so he could focus on wooing a female coworker of mine. They’re now dating. FML
Today, after receiving messages from a person or persons who supposedly have a crush on me, I've come to the realization that it's probably been one guy messaging me all along. I'm not even gay. FML
Today, I saw my crush for the first time since she rejected me and said she was a lesbian. The man she was passionately making out with in the dining hall would state quite the opposite. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I really feel about her, due in no small part to how flirty she's been towards me lately. Turns out she's really just a skank and was trying to make my best friend "jealous". He's gay. FML
Today, I saw the girl I've been crushing hard on. I go up to talk to her, and I'm immediately greeted by, "I like girls." FML
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Top comments
nchic01 17
Nothing like a good friendship to start things off! I'd just politely correct her and then continue to be her friend and see where it goes.
Llama24 14
Just let her know your not gay, that's one step closer to starting a relationship.
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Comments (68)
NeatNit 33
Could still work. Source: Kick-ass (movie).
GaySeaOtter 13
Maybe it'll turn out like it did in the movie kickass. I feel bad for you OP
mattrd_fml 31
She wants to be your fag hag! Every gay guy has one. :-)
Megatron_Griffin 25
Hey that's not so bad. My brother has been with his girl for over three years now. Their first few months of hanging out, she was completely convinced he was gay.
worldclassrager 41
Well tell her you aren't...that might get a relationship going
MidnaLink 35
Where would she even get that idea?
Mossygirl357 12
Just tell her that your not gay and then ask her out.
ellymae96 25
You should correct her op! Dont get stuck in the friend zone! Or even worse, the gbf zone! Best of luck!
Ben12345_fml 18
On the bright side, now you're good to go!
Tannasgh 22
That's rough. Getting your crush to notice you sometimes requires going out with someone else..