Today, I found out the guy I've been seeing for 3 months lives at home with his parents. He's 30. They live in a '50+ only' housing complex and he sneaks in the side door. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a few months told me he couldn't stay overnight because his mom would yell at him for not coming home. We're both 30 and I didn't know he still lived at home. FML
Today, I learned why my boyfriend of 10 months and I never hang out at his place. He still lives at home with his mother. He's 38. FML
Today, I found out my son has been sneaking out of his room at night to see his girlfriend. He's a fully-grown 23-year-old man with a job and his own car. He doesn't need to sneak out. What an idiot. FML
Today, I found out the person that I’ve been casually seeing has decided he wants to live with me. I found this out when I asked him to go home after two weeks sleeping over, and he told me he'd already moved out of his mom’s. I sublet a single bedroom and have barely enough room for myself. FML
Today, I learned that my 29-year-old boyfriend won't stay the night at my house because he lives at home with his parents and doesn't want to have "the discussion" with his mom about me. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw a fit because I "still" live with my mother at age 30. I bought her an apartment in my building and hired a live-in nurse because she is senile and permanently bedridden. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 8 years moved in with two other women. He's spent the past 2 years telling me he can't afford to move out of his parent's house. FML
Today, my 24 year-old boyfriend said that he wanted to move out of our apartment, but also stay in a relationship. He's moving back in with his parents, over two hours away. FML.
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML
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Top comments
MiniatureMayhem 0
Maybe he can't afford a house or apartment. Maybe he's unemployed. That's no reason to dump him, though it might be a hassle when you're trying to get it on..
KO2 0
Wow, perhaps he's gone through some serious trauma or issues lately?... Otherwises that's beyond pathetic
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Comments (65)
purple91 8
you've found a winner.
izzyryu 0
In this economy, that's no reason for a FML. I'm living at home myself at 35 because I went back to college full time. Sure, he might be living there because he's a deadbeat, but find out what's going on before dumping him
guy_on_the_couch 0
3 months and you JUST noticed? I do agree though with #58, economy sucks, so some people don't have a choice. It's not a bad thing for someone to live with their parents, just as long as they aren't lazy people who don't ever look for a job or TRY to get out of the parent's house.
RequiemCube 0
Meh. You deserve it for dating George Costanza from "Seinfeld".
corme_fml 0
If that matters to the OP why did it take 3 months to figure out? Isn't that the stuff you find out before or during the first few dates? Come on..
pinkfox 0
this ones a keeper
Ketchup_Castle 30
I saw a movie where a girl did that and she was a complete bum. He's probably a bum too.
fantasyworld 39
Money issues maybe?