Today, I found out the guy I've been seeing for 3 months lives at home with his parents. He's 30. They live in a '50+ only' housing complex and he sneaks in the side door. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a few months told me he couldn't stay overnight because his mom would yell at him for not coming home. We're both 30 and I didn't know he still lived at home. FML
Today, I learned why my boyfriend of 10 months and I never hang out at his place. He still lives at home with his mother. He's 38. FML
Today, I found out my son has been sneaking out of his room at night to see his girlfriend. He's a fully-grown 23-year-old man with a job and his own car. He doesn't need to sneak out. What an idiot. FML
Today, I found out the person that I’ve been casually seeing has decided he wants to live with me. I found this out when I asked him to go home after two weeks sleeping over, and he told me he'd already moved out of his mom’s. I sublet a single bedroom and have barely enough room for myself. FML
Today, I learned that my 29-year-old boyfriend won't stay the night at my house because he lives at home with his parents and doesn't want to have "the discussion" with his mom about me. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw a fit because I "still" live with my mother at age 30. I bought her an apartment in my building and hired a live-in nurse because she is senile and permanently bedridden. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 8 years moved in with two other women. He's spent the past 2 years telling me he can't afford to move out of his parent's house. FML
Today, my 24 year-old boyfriend said that he wanted to move out of our apartment, but also stay in a relationship. He's moving back in with his parents, over two hours away. FML.
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
MiniatureMayhem 0
Maybe he can't afford a house or apartment. Maybe he's unemployed. That's no reason to dump him, though it might be a hassle when you're trying to get it on..
KO2 0
Wow, perhaps he's gone through some serious trauma or issues lately?... Otherwises that's beyond pathetic
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (65)
Emrysa 1
Some people stay at home to save money or pay off college. So, potentially, someone who has enough money saved up to buy a starter house, who has a good education, vs someone who might be living week to week, but has an apartment. Extreme examples, but maybe you should find out before you judge. Actually.... I suggest you dump him immediately! Without knowing anything about why he's still at home, because it's impossible to be cool if you don't have your own place. I know there's no way the tough economy might have anything to do with it, or that his parents might be helping him out until he gets enough saved up to get back on his feet right? But if you care so much about where he's living and how it looks, you might not be that into him anyway.
alexFYL 11
I used to work with this guy who still lived with his mom, and he was so lonely and it was really pathetic and sad and heartbreaking... he wanted a girlfriend so badly, and he was like, 30ish, but girls weren't into him because he was just beyond geeky, and I guess he wanted a "normal" girlfriend... really nice guy, really smart, funny, just out of shape and his personality was a bit much to take. ANYWAY, his friend told me, that he had a really huge nest egg set away for his girlfriend if he ever found one, he'd be able to treat her like a queen and go out with her all the time etc. All from living with his mom all those years, and not having much of a party life. :P
KingGeorgeGal 12
I agree totally & alexFYL, thats honestly a good story (:
Skittleface428 0
sucks!
pinklover101 0
at least feel SOME sympathy for him...
emdjee 0
Yeah it happens some times... FYL
lilfunky1 0
It's becoming more and more common for adults to continue living with their parents (I'd be one of them. Saving for a home takes a lot of resources I couldn't otherwise afford.) Homes/apartments are expensive when you're not in a dual income household. A bedroom + use of the rest of the house in a big bright house is way better than a dingy dank smelly basement, which might be all he can afford if he moved out.
alexFYL 11
I was reading a "study" on this a couple months ago, can't remember much, but apparently the USA is one of the last places where kids are finally starting to live with their parents for a really long time. It's been done like this everywhere else, traditionally, financially, etc and now we finally are. It is sadly just too expensive to live by yourself.
HannaMargrete 0
FHL - **** His Life
halotron 0
Next time don't date some douchebag and find a guy with a good job and a place to live! Honestly it took you 3 MONTHS to figure out where he lived?
exquisite 0
lol time to move on
vetter_fml 0
at least he probably won't cheat on you.
davidhasmorefun 0
the sad part is that you are going to stay with him