rivercitybarf
United States
Today, I found out that worms in apples aren't something that you just see in cartoons. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
blowinchunks
Canada
Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML
Rachel
United States
Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML
Ryuuchild666
Today, I bought a 3 lb bag of pears. The first two bites were delicious! The third bite revealed a worm and its thousands of eggs. FML
iHateWorms
Australia
Today, while eating a sandwich, I saw a worm. Knowing that my friend always tries to scare me with fake worms and insects, I bit it to show her I knew it was fake. It was real. FML
annony-moose
France
Today, I was feeling hungry, so I went to the kitchen to get a bowl of cereal. I found hundreds of weevils festering in my Lucky Charms. FML
MaggotMother
United States
Today, I learned what live maggots in chocolate cake taste like. FML
Anonymous
Milford, United States
Today, instead of reaching for some unhealthy food, I tried to eat some dates instead. It was all fine until I bit one in half and saw a rather large, squirming maggot inside. FML
Anonymous
Phoenix, United States
Today, a tiny worm was wriggling across the screen of my Mac laptop. I tried to wipe it away with my thumb, but it just kept crawling. Turns out the worm lives *inside* my screen, beneath the glass. FML
McWhopper
Brookline, United States
Today, I found out that maggots can live inside of a saxophone. FML
ewwww
Oak Lawn, United States
Today, I found out where the mysterious bites on my back keep coming from. It's not every day you find an earwig in your loofah. FML
Top comments
bluetech 12
Better than finding half a worm.
vanaathiel 13
Well at least you know the apple is less likely to be full of pesticides.....
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Comments (101)
Chvdl 0
(this may be a lame joke but please do not give me thumbs down for this) Q: "What's worse than finding a worm in your apple"? A: "Genocide" See it's not that bad. It could be alot worse.
irishdancer 0
Where do you think they got the idea from dumbass?
lnf9ohfour 0
yucky poo poo #56, that was a terrible joke ..
lifeislife_fml 0
Blehhh. I found a tiny worm in my soup TWICE. I guess it was from the bamboo. I couldn't eat after.
sixtrey 0
eating a apple AND meat at the same time sounds like a good thing to me
HannahPaloozah 0
Worms aren't meat ?
beaniebabe 0
so? did you eat the worm because THAT would be an fml
irishdancer 0
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IOwnedYou 0
That's what you get for trying to eat healthy. FYL.
MrNhim 1
You tarzan
triplethreat13 0
somebody should have taken this idea a long time ago. i saw this, word for word, in a movie. FAKE