Today, I found out that worms in apples aren't something that you just see in cartoons. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML
Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML
Today, I bought a 3 lb bag of pears. The first two bites were delicious! The third bite revealed a worm and its thousands of eggs. FML
Today, while eating a sandwich, I saw a worm. Knowing that my friend always tries to scare me with fake worms and insects, I bit it to show her I knew it was fake. It was real. FML
Today, I was feeling hungry, so I went to the kitchen to get a bowl of cereal. I found hundreds of weevils festering in my Lucky Charms. FML
Today, I learned what live maggots in chocolate cake taste like. FML
Today, instead of reaching for some unhealthy food, I tried to eat some dates instead. It was all fine until I bit one in half and saw a rather large, squirming maggot inside. FML
Today, a tiny worm was wriggling across the screen of my Mac laptop. I tried to wipe it away with my thumb, but it just kept crawling. Turns out the worm lives *inside* my screen, beneath the glass. FML
Today, I found out that maggots can live inside of a saxophone. FML
Today, I found out where the mysterious bites on my back keep coming from. It's not every day you find an earwig in your loofah. FML
Top comments
bluetech 12
Better than finding half a worm.
vanaathiel 13
Well at least you know the apple is less likely to be full of pesticides.....
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Comments (101)
indianabummer 0
What's worse then biting into a piece of fruit and finding a worm? Finding half a worm.
MoooMooMooMooMoo 0
Tell you what's worse then finding half a worm? Finding out you have aids.. o_O
irishdancer 0
pwned
rockintothebeat 0
hahahaha i love all of your comments :)
MIL0_fml 0
lol I learned that when I was 4 :p
cyphi1 2
Thats why you cut apples in quarters. Just saying.
rottentomatoes 7
soo??? whats the big deal?
rottentomatoes 7
soo??? whats the big deal?
crazydudefrom90s 10
No shit Sherlock
rivaraven 35
Where have you been living? Under a rock? A big one?
TheGalwaySpirit 20
You know what's worse? Realising there was a worm inside the ferrero rocher that you have already taken a bite out of. And you found this out after feeling something squishy in your mouth.